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"I've killed several demon path Grandmasters, but they were all poor as church mice, which has tarnished the name of the Demon Cult. I hope you won't disappoint me. I, Xu Yan, never fight without gaining something in return."

I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?

Eastern · Half a clear breeze

A layer of light red armor appeared on Yue Feng's body, covering him from his neck to his knees. Lin Zhen's spear was unable to pierce through!

Age of Evolution#

Eastern · Smoking Black Soil

Luo Ning asked Pei Xiangjun to take the girls shopping while she entered with the controlled medicines that had been issued by the Imperial Court.

This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Eastern · Gentleman

The empress dowager was stunned. She blinked her big eyes and leaned closer. "Is that so?"

This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Eastern · Gentleman

"So we are almost done, yes, and ze panna cotta, she should not be hard when she iz served, she should wobble to ze touch. And so I say to little Kyle, You know 'ow you can tell when she iz perfect? And he says no, so I tell him, Ze perfect panna cotta should wobble like a lady's bosom! He went so red, I thought he would faint!"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Without any hesitation, he took a step forward and tore through space to head for the Effulgent Great World.

Seeking the Flying Sword Path

Eastern · I Eat Tomatoes

…But it did provide an unprecedented view of Andrea, not to mention an excuse to lay cozied up to her far more than he would have ever gotten away with on the couch.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"You may think yourself pretty clever, annexing your territory, but your supply lines are vulnerable!" declared Kyle. "I may lack the strong defenses of Fort SunFish, but I have exclusive access to the resource rich lands of the kitchen, not to mention the ability to enact a blockade on the only passage to the bathroom."

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Andrea rolled to one side to reveal the baleful eye of Burrito, glaring out from within the comfort of the fort.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"If you don't have to crawl in, then you don't have a fort, you're just sitting on the couch under some blankets," she explained.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Kyle had a feeling that trying to untangle that knot of conflicting logic would only drag things out further. "Alright, Oh Mighty Andrea, please may I have the pleasure of constructing a pillow fort with you?"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Kyle had a feeling that trying to untangle that knot of conflicting logic would only drag things out further. "Alright, Oh Mighty Andrea, please may I have the pleasure of constructing a pillow fort with you?"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Kyle had a feeling that trying to untangle that knot of conflicting logic would only drag things out further. "Alright, Oh Mighty Andrea, please may I have the pleasure of constructing a pillow fort with you?"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Andrea rested her forearms on the counter and leaned forward, grinned meaningfully at Kyle. "Oh, I should say so! …In fact, you know what? We should do it tonight!"

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

Third Lady's lying posture wasn't very proper. She was lying on the blanket with her embroidered shoes off and her calves in the air. Her two white socks were swaying back and forth under the candlelight, making her look lively and mischievous.

This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Eastern · Gentleman

"Of course," Hawke replied, just a little too quickly. He seemed eager to latch on to Kyle's excuse for refusing the invitation, suggesting he hadn't really wanted Kyle to accept any more than Kyle did.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook

"Of course," Hawke replied, just a little too quickly. He seemed eager to latch on to Kyle's excuse for refusing the invitation, suggesting he hadn't really wanted Kyle to accept any more than Kyle did.

Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Urban · slowestcook