First Off, Praise Master Hews and Iji
Next to her, her chosen champion… has once again foregone all armor and wields naught but a pair of hook claw once more. She KNOWS he has plenty of other ways of fighting. She knows he has armor that would make even a demigod jealous, that he has weapons that sing with power crafted into them by what must truly be the greatest blacksmiths of the age.
Video Games · CambrianBeckett2
after that do it without moving, seeing ,breathing or even touching your controller
A/N: Some might be unhappy that Sellen's rebellious free-spirited ways don't pay off, but I feel like it's pretty clear from her Bad Ending in the game that her path was the wrong one and Rennala's family were right to ban her sort of research. Especially given how it completely wrecks Azur and Lusat's shit as well. Only the MC Tarnished is capable of handling the sorceries those guys discovered, and who knows for how long.
Video Games · CambrianBeckett2
Get clapped
Lord Rykard… is dead.
Video Games · CambrianBeckett2
Ashes are a mechanism that the devs put in the game, so there is no reason not to use them aside from not wanting to
A/N: Roderika, everyone's favorite Spirit-Tuning gal! I tweaked this first encounter a little bit, to acknowledge that the Tarnished has... ALL the Spirit Ashes already, lmao. Roderika has a knack for that sort of thing, so it makes sense she'd notice and offer a little bit more information than otherwise.
Video Games · CambrianBeckett2
"Let's cook!" Jackass said as the two approached a table full of lab equipment. There was a box in the corner of the trailer with something written on it.
Video Games · VonLeporace
"Here's Alan!" Alan screamed, smiling madly.
Video Games · VonLeporace
does he have a normal human lifespan or has he just lived that long
I am glad; at least I will be able to save someone after this disaster. Even after so many centuries, it never gets easier to see androids dying in the name of humanity.
Video Games · VonLeporace
TINFOILHAT: "I knew I wasn't the only one who believed in the Beatles theory! Everyone laughed at me, saying I was just a nut I am not alone! My wife left me, and the kids do not talk to me anymore, but I never gave up! Do you also have a complex diagram on your wall? I have other theories to share, the reptilian presidents of the United States, Elvis being an extraterrestrial, humans never stepping on the moon, demonic messages hidden in vinyl records, our reality being a fanfiction based on a video game! With you, by my side, we will reveal the whole truth to the world!"
Video Games · VonLeporace
On god Poor bro was miquellested 😭 😭 😭
A/N: Hm, I definitely took more liberties than I usually do in this chapter with Malenia and Mohg's dialogue. Elden Ring characters are almost NEVER this chatty. But that's because usually they're talking to you, a no-name Tarnished who ain't deserve their words. I figure if they were to come face to face with each other, they'd have PLENTY to say as they tried to take each other's heads off.
Maidenless No Longer (Elden Ring)
Video Games · CambrianBeckett2