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June 6th, sunny. Mom and dad argued again. Dad's couch-sleeping count: +1
Dad's Comic Life
Anime & Comics · AngelicTL
Mom pulled Ginny closer to Ron and me. "Isn't she the cutest girl in the world?" And it was at that moment that while I was looking at our sister without realizing it, I blurted out "cute." There was a temporary silence until both Bill, Charlie and Papa said in unison "HE CAN SPEAK!" Yes, everyone was taken aback by my first words, even mom's jaw almost dropped when she heard the first sign of life of her son.
Harry Potter: Red Weasley The Strange Red Wizard
Book&Literature · Emanuel_Alegre
"No, Ron I didn't receive any punishment," said Harry
In the movie worlds with my system
Movies · lucifer_112
Sugar by Maroon 5 for the wedding
[No problem, I'd prefer weddings or 15th birthdays, I'll just need some time to write a song for that and I'll send it to you so you can get the copyright, okay?]
Gamer Superstar
Fantasy · NunuXD
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The next morning she woke up feeling refreshed and a little different, like she had forgotten something.
I am secretly a 12th Dimensional Eldritch God
Anime & Comics · Daoist_KittyKat
"Is that dissatisfaction I heard, Master?" She said with a dangerously sharp tone.
I am secretly a 12th Dimensional Eldritch God
Anime & Comics · Daoist_KittyKat
Emmett slowly raised his arms and legs as he got closer, "Space Control this is E-Man over. We have a situation up here, my party is trapped in deep space and Donald duck is telling me to follow my nose, what should I do?"
Twilight: Really! I Didn't Ask For This!
Movies · Flaming_Lines
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Her usual breakfast consisted of two fried eggs and a slice of toast, and her favorite coffee was a latte. She had a habit of drinking a small glass of whisky before sleeping at night.
In the Marvel Universe as Wonder Woman's boyfriend
Anime & Comics · XElenea
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"Argh... why do I feel regret after wanking? I need to stop watching furry stuff. That Ankha video was a rabbit hole I should have never entered. I gotta find a new hobby in this lockdown. Maybe smut on webnovel? But Gore and Bdsm seem interesting…"
I Became The Pope, Now What?
Fantasy · MisterImmortal
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"If only your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, I could come for a visit you between the holidays..." Keanu said as he stroked Alice's hand with his baby.
A Blind Man In Twilight
Movies · outsidr
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"I'm not handicapped, I'm injured, you robin hood wannabe!" That drew a fake shocked gasp from Clint. "You dare! I'll have you know that I kill flying grey aliens. I'm not a thief. And you're one to talk mister Terminator. You had Arnold's facial expression and now you got his body size. You should have told me 'I'll be back'. That'd have saved me the worry."
My name is Ben Parker (The Knight's Multiverse X MCU)
Movies · Calm_Wanderer
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I'System did she just shit on me' {Pffttt haaahaaaahaaaaaahaaaa Host I love you I swear your life is comedy}
System in the Multiverse [R18]
Anime & Comics · dog_2037
Yea
Waldo's mind started functioning again, and he regretted his response immensely. "Damn it! Was my brain kicked by a donkey?!" He tried to console himself by thinking that he had just arrived at the villa area, and the crisis was not yet resolved.
Apocalypse - Infinite Resource System
Fantasy · AllenWorker
"It was Kiba's." I answered. I could barely contain my laughter. When I went into the side room, all of them had labeled lockers. I went to Kiba's locker and pulled out his towel as a prank. The result was true perfection.
God of Gods (DxD Fanfic)
Anime & Comics · Kakukami
"And what's going on with this time and space ninjutsu? Their army moved directly to the sky above the village!"
Building the Uzumaki Empire Starts by Summons the Gotei 13
Anime & Comics · DZeref887