"I wonder what Taylor is going to wear tomorrow?"
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DRAMA!
Allison didn't notice it at first, but as she followed my line of sight, she teared up and said fearfully, "Mountain lion."
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Word!
[Ed Sheeran - I See Fire]
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A very regocnizable distinguished voice! Nice!
-Documentary narration, voiced by James Earl Jones. -
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Very entertaining and funny chapter. Thank you!
ch 161 Chapter 161: Vacation time.
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Somehow that didn't surprise me either... Well... It could be worse... like be an annoying teen one-hit-wonder...
I pretended to be calm, "Yeah. It is awesome. If your aim was to be a PORN STAR!"
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The timing...
"Thank you Ed." She said with a blush. We locked eyes and I lowered my gaze towards her lips. Her bosom heaved up and down as she closed her lips with mine. She closed her eyes as she waited, and when I was going for the kiss, suddenly, my phone rang.
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See something you like?
Both Miss Allison and Amy were startled, and Amy mouthed 'What the fuck' while Miss Allison blanked out as she gazed into my abs.
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"I do see the irony here too." I muttered with a slight nodding.
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She laughed, and then went silent after trying to think about it. "Give me 5 minutes before you get in, okay?" She requested.
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Gotta reach for the stars! #GOALS
"Well…I kinda want to date her. So be cool." I muttered, after censoring myself for a bit. It's better than what I was going to say, which was 'I kinda want to sleep with her'.
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That's why you have to exercise constant vigilance! Always! (You could miss one of those women in frilly dresses, otherwise!)
No wonder they said a 7 bucks summer dress could cost you 70,000 dollars in child support if you weren't careful.
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My god... That Girl is more honest than every gold-diggin-wh... in the country... Nice! *lol*
She laughed and said, "Thanks. I like you too. But mostly for your money."
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Oh yeah... DMV... so fast, you can feel the wind in your hair... *no one ever said...*
And I also did a good thing afterward and upgraded the DMV system so that it could run 100 times more efficiently. However, to my surprise, it didn't change a thing about the DMV's slowness, so in the end it was just useless.
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It's called strategical repositioning to further confuse the enemy...
"I should get to the barn." He excused himself.
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OMG...
"It has been almost 3 years. I wonder if he still remembers me." I muttered casually as I ate the pancake my grandmother had made. Her secret recipe was to cook it in bacon grease, which made me devour 3 plates of pancakes right before my dad woke up.
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Well... technically it is "not" called milking a Bull... *nuff said* *technically!*
"Uhh…" My grandpa hesitated and looked at me for help, so I complied, "Yes he did Grandma. He was just standing there doing nothing. He also tried to make me milk a bull, but I was too smart to fall for that."
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YES! The Cows survived ;-) *lol*
Grandpa wasn't feeling guilty at all and said excitedly,"You should've seen when he was milking Daisy (the cow). She was shooting milk like a fountain. She'd never done that before. We got buckets of milk from Ed's efforts alone."
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That next chapter better be here soon. We need to know if the cows survived the milking! ;-)
"This kind of 'tomorrow' isn't any better." I groaned as I reluctantly left my bed.
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What could "possibly" go wrong... That is not really a flag... it is more the british equivalent for "Hold my beer!" ;-)
'What could go wrong?'
Harry Potter: Another Chance
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