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Not wrong though, I mean, his strength is indeed at least the 5th level.
"At least a Fifth Grade strength!"
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
It's more like "In fact I don't walk on any path. You disciples are the ones walking, for some reason I am just always ahead of you.
"Rather than following in my footsteps, walking the path I have walked."
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
better than buying clothes which I wouldn't be able to wear because I wear the same shit everyday
"For fuck sake! Can this kid buy some other clothes besides this!?" I cursed in annoyance, rubbing my head before calming myself down. I have to head to town and buy me new clothes if I can.
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
Women makes my fapping weaker.
Patting Xu Yan's shoulder, Li Xuan gravely said: "There's a saying 'No woman in the heart, the cultivation brings divine progress.' Now that you've been dumped, there are no women in your heart, no distractions, you are surely going to make great progress!"
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
The path of Bone Refinement is by becoming the Bone of your sword, the disciple is already close to achieving the steel body, the blood qi would probably become like a blood of fire soon. Sooner or later the disciple will become the successor of the Ultimate Faker, become the bone of your sword, your body is of steel and your blood is of fire, become unknown to death nor known to life! Unlimited Blade Works!!!
He composed himself, putting on a serious expression and said, "The path of Bone refinement comprises four stages: refining the bone to Iron, refining the bone to Bronze, refining the bone to Gold, and refining the bone to Jade…"
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
Long story short, the true way of life is a way without science and math. A way where we just live the way we want, the simplicity.
"My master's realm is too high! All these mundane chores are actually the gestures of a true sage, the demeanor of a hidden master!"
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
"Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty. That's the turtle way." - Master Roshi
"This is the foundation of martial arts. As they say, 'the master can lead the way, but the disciple must do the work.' You must cultivate diligently, understand deeply, and rest when tired. Combine work with leisure, but do not rush."
I Fabricated the Techniques, but my disciple really mastered them?
Eastern · Half a clear breeze
I think I am too corrupted because I keep hoping Hermione would get too comfortable with MC because whenever they are near each other, she is always relaxed by MC's spell.
Hermoine proceeded to greet every Gryffindor she would meet on her way back to her dorm overly friendly. This day would be remembered as an oddity by those students, except for one. For that one particular student this was the day a beautiful friendship started. A friendship that would last a lifetime. Her name was Holly Potter.
Harry Potter: outlier
Book&Literature · ViolentCloud
Why? Why not Gryffindor and smash Hermione?
"HUFFELPUFF", the hat yelled loudly. The Hufflepuff table broke out into cheers and claps. I got off the stool and walked over to the table, sitting down opposite of Susan and Hannah. A senior next to me patted me on my shoulder and said, "Welcome to Huffelpuff, we might not be the best, but you can always count on us if you need anything."
Harry Potter: outlier
Book&Literature · ViolentCloud
smash
Every thought vanished in lucas' head the moment he heard her name. The next moment everything he knew about her came back; a part of the golden trio, the bookworm of Gryffindor, a know-it-all and a stunning woman in the future. In short: somebody he needed.
Harry Potter: outlier
Book&Literature · ViolentCloud
Excalibur!! Get hard!!
"Good. If the same applies to trees, this won't be nearly as bad as I was expecting," said Mordred, taking the initiative to head for the exit, a stone hallway extending roughly ten meters before exiting via ascending stone steps. Her actions left Leon feeling a little exasperated, so as he followed her, his eyes were invariably drawn to her back and butt. A piece of red fabric concealed the latter, but he got a full view of her muscular back as she only wore a two-banded crimson and gold-trimmed tube top to cover her modest but well-shaped breasts.
Beta Testing the Apocalypse
Anime & Comics · Einlion
Same, I started singing the opening when I read database.
I don't like this, not only did you lose time that could never be brought back, that time was your 20s. Now you will be faced with back pain and stuff because you are no longer in your prime.
The reflection that greeted him nearly startled him. It was his own face, but aged significantly, appearing to be in his early thirties. The last recollection he had was when he had turned 22, just a few days before the incident.
Miracle Card Shop: All My Cards Can Be Actualize
Urban · RavenClaw471
Not sure about others but I'm alright with wearing the same clothes. Heck whenever I get my salary instead of buying clothes I use it to buy vape.
"For fuck sake! Can this kid buy some other clothes besides this!?" I cursed in annoyance, rubbing my head before calming myself down. I have to head to town and buy me new clothes if I can.
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
Nah, I think Author has been finally caught by the SCP Foundation and he is forced to write it this way so we forget that Alex used to be a male.
While expensive, Alex had even ordered a small deepsea base to be constructed for him. One that wouldn't support surface life, it would be a sort of hidden retreat where she could escape should things turn against her.
Marvel: The Foundation
Movies · Darkstar_crow
So MC admits that he will chase Aria?
"Cough cough... that's… Aria, I..."
Vongola Primo in One Piece
Anime & Comics · nyawdao2
I think not having a car is great for the pokémon world. The idea behind it is to adventure, having ships is fine but when traveling, wouldn't it be better to use your pokémon? Flying on a Charizard, going to the sea behind a Gyarados, teleporting through towns with a Gardevoir.
The Pokemon world was supposed to have cars, but to keep the Ninjas from getting so confused, Alex didn't add them to the game.
MARVEL: GAME MAKER SYSTEM
Movies · NunuXD
Ayo, you are too young to understand my joke.
His strength may be average but his will is definitely strong. I assume he will have a strong armament haki.
Although Levi's strength was average, Vongola Family's completion rate would reach 50%, if not more, once he was unlocked. At the same time, he could also complete the hidden achievement of completely assembling the Varia's members, so this was quite important.
Vongola Primo in One Piece
Anime & Comics · nyawdao2
It's just a prank bro. The prank:
There was the time I slapped the King on the ass and apologized by saying I mistook him for the Queen. And the time I 'adopted' (read: kidnapped) a bunch of Demon babies to raise as my jesterly assistants, nearly starting an outright war with the Demons. And the time I stole the panties off a visiting Princess and planted them in the King's pocket to fall out when he was greeting the Princess and her father, nearly starting another war. And the time I took the Prince on a bender of a bachelor party, causing him to miss his wedding and nearly starting yet another war. And the time I spiked the royal feast with aphrodisiacs, leading to an orgy that spilled out onto the streets of the capital and nearly started a revolution.
Gotham's Dead End Bar
Anime & Comics · Daddy