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please. I'm begging you. change insemination to inception. please?
He felt the hat try and pierce Astoria's mind, but because of his barrier, it put her in Slytherin. He was getting the feeling the sorting hat itself was a conspiracy. The houses were there since the school's insemination, but now they were obviously being tampered with.
The Last Blood Elf (Completed)
Movies · Monkey_Godking
this is, like, the 3rd time pro has entered gringott's "for the first time"
The group passed through many shops and finally arrived at a white building that towered over the other shops. It was Pro's first visit to Gringotts.
Harry Potter: The Grind is Real
Fantasy · Fluffypie
dethaw... so, freeze?
"Yeah." Sadie said, a light sheen of sweat on her forehead. She'd been hard at work, courtesy of being the taller one out of the two of us. It was her who had to stretch to clean the places that were too high for me to reach, much to my pleasure and her chagrin. "Can you clean the dishes in the sink and then leave some chicken to dethaw in a bowl?"
A Degree in Sorcery (SI)
Book&Literature · Ashtar29
unless this is a sneaky way of saying he was murdered using the spell from DnD... who killed him? the "great demon" perhaps...?
"Told you. Heart strike and a stroke. Bad luck, but that happens when you go with bad alimentary habits and go through some stressful situation."
In Harry Potter with OTS System
Book&Literature · dvelasquez
who says "heart strike"? is that customary in other countries? I've never heard anything other than "heart attack".
"Told you. Heart strike and a stroke. Bad luck, but that happens when you go with bad alimentary habits and go through some stressful situation."
In Harry Potter with OTS System
Book&Literature · dvelasquez
I, too, worship a big... um... shot. [img=recommend]
The young witch looked like she is worshipping the big shot.
Harry Potter: A Certain Ancient Rune Professor of Hogwarts (TL)
Book&Literature · Crazy_DarkSide_Cat
what do you mean? conjuring food? Gamp's Law states you can't conjure consumables. 🤓
The waiter sat them at a quiet, romantic table in the corner with a gorgeous view of the mountains. They'd been conjuring most of their food back in the tent, so they hadn't sampled much of the local fare.
Seventh Horcrux
Book&Literature · Newilson
these glasses are cool... m'kay?
Garrison was pleased to see such an innocent child, "Just call me Mr. Garrison." He smiled.
Harry Potter and the Child Of Calamity.
Movies · Novelenthusisat
hugged? does whitehorn also enjoy the company of men?
Dumbledore hugged whitehorn, "Goodbye, until we meet again."
Harry Potter and the Child Of Calamity.
Movies · Novelenthusisat
nope. lumos is first. they don't learn leviosa until the end of October.
"The spell you'll be using today will also probably be the first charm you learn at Hogwarts. To correctly cast it, you wave your wand in a swishing and flicking motion and say 'Wingardium Leviosa'. Now I know about your damned photographic memories, so I'll demonstrate the spell for you." She said, demonstrating the spell. "Harry, you're up first!"
[DISCONTINUED] HP: A Bolt from the Blue
Book&Literature · Ashtar29
what money?!
'Fuck man, at least there's a sizeable amount of money for them to use after I die and it's a good thing I wrote a will to tell everybody what to do in case of my death; can't be too cautious. Grandma and Grandpa should be able to take care of them with the money left if they can make it here...' Were my last thoughts before I drifted off into the cold embrace of death.
[DISCONTINUED] HP: A Bolt from the Blue
Book&Literature · Ashtar29
hmm, i wonder what country mc is from? definitely not usa, our minimum wage is the same for all ages
I sighed in annoyance as I drew my gaze from the window and towards my boss; Armand. Armand was a frighteningly overweight old man with receding slicked back hair and seemed to be in his mid 50s. Although he was kind to me when it mattered; he was also an absolute slave driver. He took every opportunity possible to make sure that he got the bang for his buck in terms of my work and considering I wasn't actually 18 yet, I couldn't be paid the minimum wage of an adult. Well I could, but Armand wasn't legally obliged to do so and therefore didn't.
[DISCONTINUED] HP: A Bolt from the Blue
Book&Literature · Ashtar29
all of this constant repeating, can it be he is trying to convince himself he doesn't like boys? "methinks the lady doth protest too much..."
We walked to class together; he was a chatterer - he supplied most of the conversation, which made it easy for me. He'd lived in California till he was ten, so he knew how I felt about the sun. It turned out he was in my English class also. I must repeat no boys allowed in the harem but me.
My Multiverse Trip
Fantasy · Ryan_Colman
exactly what does a "fruity" voice sound like? sassy and gay? cause i can totally picture sassy, effeminate, karkaroff in his fabulous silver fur robes...
"Blooming, thank you, Professor Karkaroff," Dumbledore replied. Karkaroff had a fruity, unctuous voice; when he stepped into the light pouring from the front doors of the castle they saw that he was tall and thin like Dumbledore, but his white hair was short, and his goatee (finishing in a small curl) did not entirely hide his rather weak chin. When he reached Dumbledore, he shook hands with both of his own.
My Multiverse Trip
Fantasy · Ryan_Colman
or punctuation? maybe Snape has a really hard time translating Ryan's run-on sentences into proper English?
Gryffindor had won by one hundred and seventy points to sixty. Harry heard none of this, though. He was being made a cup of strong tea back in Hagrid's hut, with the group. After all near death experiences can all be forgotten with a little bit of tea in England am I right? "It was Snape," Daphne was explaining, "Hermione and I saw him. He was cursing your broomstick, muttering, he wouldn't take his eyes off you." Now you guys are probably thinking why I still set had Snape set on fire right? Even though that man is a hero in most stories he still a complete dick and this will teach him to score my potions essay with an 87% saying something about spacing and paragraphing I know I'm bad at it but you don't have to point it out (Internal Anime Tears).
My Multiverse Trip
Fantasy · Ryan_Colman
aww, i was really hoping ickle ronnykins would end up in slytherin. Sadge
And now there were only three people left to be sorted. "Tonks, Nymphadora" a clumsy hair changing girl stumbled her way over to the chair, joined then at the Gryffindor table. "Turpin,Lisa ," became a Ravenclaw and then it was Ron's turn. He was pale green by now. Ryan sighed it was a sacrifice he had to endure "GRYFFINDOR"
My Multiverse Trip
Fantasy · Ryan_Colman
had a *conscience
I acted pretty blunt towards Snape, cleaning up my meal in front of me and heading off immediately after, not sparing him a glance. If it wasn't for his negligence with his words and his rush to get information from me for Dumbledore, I wouldn't have to keep an eye out for annoying Slytherins who wanted to put me in my place. It made me wonder if Snape even had a conscious on that point considering he of all people should know what being bullied was like. If he did have a conscious in that regard then he was all the more at fault for his actions.
Harry Potter and The Descendant of Merlin
Book&Literature · BoiGeorge
*dole out
"Of course, I'm not expecting you all to be perfect from the start so do not worry about making mistakes. Mistakes are needed in the pursuit of perfection that's required in transfiguration. However, if you mess around at all, then you will leave my classroom and not come back. Transfiguration is as great as it is dangerous. If you attempt to show off or not take this class seriously, I will personally doll out punishment"
Harry Potter and The Descendant of Merlin
Book&Literature · BoiGeorge
i have to admit, I'm completely lost when the author talks about all this manga stuff. I've never been a manga reader and never watched any anime. it's all gobbledegook as far as I'm concerned. Sadge
'I wonder what I will get this time, maybe something like a god, or even a Demi-God would do, who am I kidding, I have acquired enough cash for that Wood release, Wonder what effect that will have on Madara, I hope I can somehow get Ashura's chakra and gain Rinnegan, or at least enter MS.'
In Marvel with template system
Anime & Comics · MynameJeff