Badges 7
Moments 29
monkey steals peach
Xu Miao's eyes went [O_O] as he witnessed the unbelievable development. Yet, it took him less than a second to figure out why it happened. Wei Huang and his grandsons adhered to their promises and attempted to kill Xie Tian right here.
Villain Cultivator
Eastern 路 DamnPlotArmor
it wont kill him but he'll defiantly want to die馃槀
Failure Penalty: None
Villain Cultivator
Eastern 路 DamnPlotArmor
im in between laughing and throwing up and i dont like it馃槶
<<You have drunk Xu Xiuying's Menstrual Blood.>>
Villain Cultivator
Eastern 路 DamnPlotArmor
"Its a boy!"
Unfortunately, he caused a forest fire. By the time he knew it, his fire already surrounded him, leaving no path to escape from the forest.
Villain Cultivator
Eastern 路 DamnPlotArmor
isnt that sect supposed to be all females?
"Mao Miaomiao. Are you interested in joining Silver Phoenix Sect?"
Villain Cultivator
Eastern 路 DamnPlotArmor
DON'T KILL PAARTHURNAX!
[ Description: Allows the user to possess all the abilities of a Ghost Dragon, and potentially become a real Ghost Dragon. Contrarily to other Draconic Bloodlines, the user can become stronger by absorbing the energy of any dead dragons.]
Immortal Cultivator System
Eastern 路 Glasgow1
like chaotic good and chaotic evil
"She is just a deceptive bitch that tramples and kills those who she doesn't like just for petty reasons!" Abby said with clear passion in her voice.聽
The Great Demon System
Fantasy 路 Drip
No!,No!,No!,No stop it right now
'What on earth did Kirst's City Lord that old bastard feed his daughter with? A dragon?'
Paradise of Demonic Gods
Eastern 路 Bear Wolf Dog
Any one else hear christopher judge say boy or just me
Indeed, Harun wasn't so na茂ve as to think that just because he possessed Sovereign Pupils, the Devouring Serpent clan would bow to him. How could a man who dared challenge a sitting emperor be so willing to bow to a "boy?"
Nine Venoms Sect Founder
Eastern 路 Devil_Paragon
dont question an Irish man when he gets lonely
"Haha...ah...AAAAAARGH! Gold and Purple Double Pupils! The Serpent Emperor is back! The Serpent Emperor is back! Help! Help! The Gluttonous Sheep Fucker is back! Someone save me!" The boy squealed and rushed toward the bars, ignoring the cold to bang his fists against the frigid iron.
Nine Venoms Sect Founder
Eastern 路 Devil_Paragon
so your more surprised by that and not the sheep thing?
"Haha...ah...AAAAAARGH! Gold and Purple Double Pupils! The Serpent Emperor is back! The Serpent Emperor is back! Help! Help! The Gluttonous Sheep Fucker is back! Someone save me!" The boy squealed and rushed toward the bars, ignoring the cold to bang his fists against the frigid iron.
Nine Venoms Sect Founder
Eastern 路 Devil_Paragon
just reading this makes me feel like imma get yelled at by my mom馃槀
...Ended up becoming a huge problem.
Grandson of the Holy Emperor is a Necromancer
Urban 路 Shadow-kun
Do not encourage him
I approached Charlotte and hugged her while behaving like a spoiled brat. "I was sitting on my butt, busy wetting my pants from the fright, you see. Oh my goodness...! It was so terrifying, I tell you! That damn chick! She was even trying to seduce me earlier you know? But then, she treated me like a stinking scumbag, so she really got what she deserved! Wowsers, what a relief that I didn't sh*t my pants back then...!"
Grandson of the Holy Emperor is a Necromancer
Urban 路 Shadow-kun
hey leave him alone his girlfriend left him for a taxi drivwe
"Why? Do you have something that's making you ashamed? It's fine, I won't judge you," She said in full seriousness.
Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
thing is it just janus
He was walking towards his room when his phone started ringing. His feet froze in place as soon as he heard the ring.
Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
so your telling me i can't go huntin or fishing Then come back and play dark souls?
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Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
why did i here this in the voice of the African warlord from black ops 1馃槀
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Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
me too bud me too
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Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
fatty uses crush Its very effective
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Divinity: Against the Godly System
Games 路 Demonic_angel
Alright Yoda
No, his parents might be getting on in their years, but they are still alive and well. He simply left home to become homeless on the city streets by choice.
I Am A Notorious Hidden Boss In The Alternate World
Urban 路 Pointbreak