My mind wandered onto unimportant things as we left Harley and Ivy to their breakfast and made our way down to the bar. Well, unimportant things and Didi's ass. Which was VERY important. Perhaps the most important thing in existence. Mmmmm~ Dead ass…
Anime & Comics · Daddy
"Encore," I said, swinging my wand with the graciousness of an angry sea lion. "Get the violins in shape!" I snarled, the violins' quartet picking the pace up. With this magical orchestra, I did not need kindness, or gentleness. I needed a firm grip, an even firmer idea of the score in my head, and an iron fist.
Book&Literature · OmnipresenceBeing
I spent the rest of the day going through the internet to try and learn all that I need to know such as history and laws. The laws imposed by the pokemon league were pretty much the same as you would expect really. No murder , stealing , kidnapping , terrorism , rape , or streaking , you know the usual stuff. There was very much exceptions to these rules however depending on the intent and situation of the crime. For example if someone else attacked you yet didn't intend to kill you but you killed them then you would not get in trouble.-
Video Games · loskro
Stealing seemed the obvious choice. He could steal it and then enchant and engrave runes on both it and the ammunition. A concealed gun like a Glock or 1911 seemed like good insurance to have.
Book&Literature · dukeofvirtue
[Congratulation on being selected for Dead Broadcast System]
Anime & Comics · Evil_Paragon
I'm pretty sure that is a reference to the TV show Reba.
"See that pregnant girl over there? That's Cheyenne. She told me that she got the baby from just 'chilling' with her friend Bo." Enid said as she pointed her finger to the 8 month pregnant, Asian descent senior who already started working at a superstore nearby.
TV · Alittlepiggy33
Hey, power is power regardless of where it comes from. If I have to suck some titties for a stat boost I will gladly do so.
Anime & Comics · Bronz_Deck
"Pancakes?! I love pancakes!"
Anime & Comics · Feniurme
"I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far," I admit, but then rush to pull something out of my ass at his darkening expression, "In my defense, your wife has a dump truck as a backside."
Anime & Comics · President_Poverty
I also like reading this story.
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Anime & Comics · Livice
Or, when Haku dresses up in women's clothing! Hello, this is a mc trap fanfiction, HAIYAA...
Anime & Comics · Livice
Not gonna lie. . . I like that approach. I like it a lot. foreknowledge of possible events plus possible insane amounts of intelligence could set the MC into a Strategic Commander. take over for nezu then the hero association and wage war agaisnt villains. interesting concept I think.
(A/N: Izuku about to be promoted from Vice Representative to Vice Principal...)
Anime & Comics · Einlion
shot fired.
"Yes," Claire replied in a calm manner, unlike a particular Hogwarts professor.
TV · CultivatorReader
hahahahahahahaha. not going to lie. I could definitely see this happening in the show. lost all the beer I was drinking while reading though.
"Jay, you don't understand. If mom knows Alex is injured because of the kidnappers, she will go all Latin on the bad guys – with the police there or not."
TV · CultivatorReader
+1
Does anyone even read this book anymore? I can't help but find myself wondering about the answer.
TV · CultivatorReader
if this was a fanfic that takes place in an anime/manga/light novel... I'd prolly think harem was bound to happen. but since this is a 'real life' fanfic, I highly doubt it would be making that transition. if the author wanted drama, then the mc would prolly go on switching between sisters on whims. but so far I don't see the author doing that. considering the source material has enough drama as is. just my opinion.
When Haley mentioned Ryan's name, the author watching them on his crystal ball couldn't help but comment, "Hmm, worried about Ryan, huh sounds very sus."
TV · CultivatorReader
All milk bottles I prepared in advance had bottle tests screwed on, so it was nice to see that Munchlax could take it off by himself. All I would have to do in the future is to provide him with the bottle and he would do the rest on his own. Munchlax had proven to be quite smart, at least as far as food was concerned. We would have to wait and see if that was also true for everything else.
Pokemon Alternate Universe Adventures
Anime & Comics · Azrail93