"I wake up every morning with my boyfriend's arms around me and the knowledge that he cares for me. Did that smelly bouncer you blow to get into a club illegally give you a kiss for your good work?" Weiss said primly as she folded over her legs and held my arm against her chest and taunted Yang.
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Rick spit out his drink and went to his computer immediately. Athena, the goddess of wisdom, opened her mouth in disbelief. The Emperor remained silent, but his dignified and impassive expression changed to one of surprise that he hadn't shown in a long time. Gilgamesh, for his part, got up from his throne and cursed as he approached the screen.
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Rick – Even if I explain it to you, your brain will never understand that your creator made you in the most pathetic way possible. The only reason you have hope of appealing to women is because of the power of the plot, but faced with the disgusting womanizer Allen Walker, you'll lose any chance of having a harem *BURP!*
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Rick – Nonsense!... a god can't track a pseudo-protagonist through an infinity of possible universes, whose pathetic existence hasn't even started his story but has already lost his heroines upon contact with a protagonist designed to be irresistible to women by an Aizen obsessed with writing harem stories.
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"And you know what's best? You won't remember it; each nightmare will be so faithful to reality that not even a fortune teller would know. Only when it all ends and leads you to the greatest despair will you remember everything."
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Allen didn't respond to Victoria; his attention was on the Joker. "What did it feel like to spend a year inside a nightmare? What did it feel like to live every day without your purpose? Without Batman, without satisfaction, only to realize in the end that it was all a dream... a joke."
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"Yes, Devola that blowjob was so terrible that I have eternally sworn off all physical contact with androids and will lead a celibate life surrounded by old western movies and will tame a moose to take me around the world as I spread the gospel of Nintendo."
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"So how long is it going to take us to get there?" I asked cheerfully making the whole room go silent and the looming 2B to freeze as everyone turned to me in surprise.
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The Arkham prisoners had Black Mask's POV in 16k without any censorship.
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"Listen, you can't be reckless with your life!" Allen took out a defensive pendant and put it on Harley. "You need to learn to use dialogue before violence." Allen scolded and took a baseball bat labeled "dialogue" from his inventory and gave it to Harley.
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"Yes, it's a relief that it's like that. I wouldn't want to be at odds with my HUSBAND's women," Diana emphasized.
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But Allen never imagined he would be mistaken for a supervillain upon arriving in the modern era. Everything happened very quickly, and Allen didn't have time to find Diana before this incident.
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Allen:
The young officer knelt and hugged them with tears in his eyes, "Don't worry, you're safe now," he said with sadness and a look of indignation. "I swear in the name of justice, I'll send this sick degenerate to Arkham."
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The young officer knelt and hugged them with tears in his eyes, "Don't worry, you're safe now," he said with sadness and a look of indignation. "I swear in the name of justice, I'll send this sick degenerate to Arkham."
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"I don't know, he has an army from a thousand worlds... and he doesn't help old ladies."
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"..." Allen was speechless at Ivy's actions, which went from wanting to get away from him to capturing him.
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After feeling in control, her feigned submission disappeared for a more dominant attitude; she grabbed Allen's chin and made him look at her. She ran her fingers on Allen's face; even though she hates humans and especially men, unexpectedly she doesn't hate Allen.
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"Because she's Supergirl... and frankly, she's adorable pretending not to enjoy obeying me..." Allen laughed and returned to where Barbara was. He crouched down and took her chin, "There's no need to feel jealous... I think you're cute enough to have many men after you... but not me."
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Within that monument to darkness and depression sat Salem, Queen of the Grimm as she eyed Arthur Watts her servant that specialized in technological matters with obvious distaste. "And what do you mean you cannot stop these ads coming onto my scroll? I know for a damned fact that there are no 'hot single ladies' in my area!" She all but roared at the end at the cringing form of Arthur Watts who shrunk under her glare.
A New Hope, Nier
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