the gatcha gods will never smile upon you with ratios like that
He assumed the probability of an Elf Bug evolving upwards was 1/50, for a Little Minor Elf it was 1/100, for a Greater Elf it was 1/500, and for a Dragon Elf it was 1/1,000. Therefore, the probability of an Elf Bug evolving into an Elf King was 1/2,500,000,000, one in two and a half billion.
Fantasy · Bai Yuhan
blinded! the green glow of jealousy has blinded me!
So you had breakfast with him...
LGBT+ · Aerlev
everyone deserves an uncle Sol in their lives
Honestly, I was already surprised that I got wedding gifts at all, so knowing some of them were given on such a personal level got me even more surprised. I got a crate full of fabrics with colorful motifs from the Oasis merchant associations, and Uncle Sol sent me a single journal, in which every page was actually a magic scroll of high-level spells--about a quarter of it was long-distance teleportation scrolls, with a note saying 'punch him and ran away if he annoys you' tucked between the pages.
LGBT+ · Aerlev
almost feel sorry for Natha but I love the trope reversal; the gong is struggling for a change
Izzi coughed and Angwi took the box from Zia's stunned hand. Cheekily, the six-armed demon nanny returned the box to the staff's hand and made a gesture to bring the box to Natha instead.
LGBT+ · Aerlev
humble bragging
"Dragon Lord, would you call this an insufficiency of fame?"
Eastern · Cabbage?
Chapter 4 I Want to Make a Horror Game_1
Games · Pigeon by the Window
The Old Tortoise moved languidly, re-entering the river.
Eastern · Cabbage?
...why did I even....
To turn the target into a "sheep."
Fantasy · Black No. 2
well.....
Have those damned Tomb Robbers become so rampant nowadays?
Fantasy · Black No. 2
not aiming for weak points like the eyes, mouth, throat, or even the backside would be a disservice to this Talent.
Fantasy · Black No. 2
omg lolzzzzzz heh
"Good job," Natha patted both inventors' backs, and before he came back to the Castle after breakfast, he looked at them again. "Congratulations on clearing your debt."
LGBT+ · Aerlev
....have you checked for a tail yet? Please tell me you have a fluffy tuft... hehehehe
I saw a pair of long, rabbit ears on my head.
LGBT+ · Aerlev
He swallowed the Mud Ball offered by the old fox without hesitation.
Eastern · Cabbage?
come to a wedding and get a wife for yourself whilst you're there. Target buy one get one free sale? Lolz
"Dragonkin, it is thus: the old one has another daughter, a beauty capable of toppling kingdoms, with excellent aptitude, surely destined to become a Great Demon with a Demon Core. If dragonkin wouldn't mind, she can be married to you today."
Eastern · Cabbage?
sorry Zein, Bas is going to get some serious milage out of that one, lolz
The shock, parted lips curled into a smile then. "So you're kissing me in your dream?"
LGBT+ · Aerlev
yeah, he'll need that mask if he wants to walk around like that without getting arrested
On his back was a camouflaged backpack crammed with flammable and explosive materials, a powerful flashlight and Camping Hatchet were hung on his waist, and with hands clad in tactical gloves, he held a Kalashnikov assault rifle.
Sci-fi · Black Light Summer Fire
fell so hard... or felt so hard, hey Bas?
"It was a bewildering experience," Bassena chuckled, eyes gleaming and tongue licking his lips. "I fell so hard that day," he confessed joyfully, as if sharing about the happiest moment of his life.
LGBT+ · Aerlev
rejoice, horsie.... close call
The Li Dragon Horse, oblivious to the fate it had just avoided, contentedly nibbled on the bran biscuit, returning to its original leisure.
The Mighty Dragons Are Dead
Fantasy · Bai Yuhan