Trap_God_Astolfo - Profile

"Throughout the history of Wuxia, the most famous posture martial art would probably be Treading Over Ripples. That said, the most one awesome would still be Wei Yixiao's Qinggong…"

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

When Jiang He reached the gates, he turned around to look at Dumbo behind its doggie fence, getting another idea. "I remember a pesticide called paraquat which is even more poisonous. Any human drinking it wouldn't survive even if they reached the hospital in time and had their liver cleaned. Let's get our hands on a bottle to try."

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

One particular journalist with a sharp tongue promptly targeted the leaders of the public security bureau and the regional government who had appeared to call for calm, asking, "There have been paranormal incidents across the globe recently, with eyewitness claiming they had spotted a sea monster over a thousand meters long in the Pacific, and a giant ape the size of a mountain at the Atlantic Ocean…"

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

"Well, well, well...This place certainly looks the same." Arthur said with a smile.

My Vampire System

Fantasy · JKSManga

“Brother Tycoon, Little Sister knows how to warm beds.” Another pretty and flirtatious female player winked at Shi Feng, flattering him.

Reincarnation of the Strongest Sword God

Games · Lucky Old Cat

"Burnie Sunshield, leader of one of the big four families, with the ability of fire," Sam said.

My Vampire System

Fantasy · JKSManga

"I know what you mean." Jiang He had an 'all according to my plan' look on his face and smiled. "My corn is wonderful for the ladies. It's so large and thick, and its taste is amazing. A woman like Miss Mu could hardly resist it."

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

Though she was not yet a D cup, she was at least a C cup now, which was a far cry from before when she was flat enough to be a writing board. Now, she walked tall with a confidence-filled stride.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

Though she was not yet a D cup, she was at least a C cup now, which was a far cry from before when she was flat enough to be a writing board. Now, she walked tall with a confidence-filled stride.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

"Your corn could definitely be made into delicious juice," she said, smiling.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

Even a single kernel was supple. Its skin thin, its juice overflowing, and exceedingly tender. One soft pinch, and pop! It burst open, leaking milky-white juices and letting out a special, sweet corn scent.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

Mu Wanqiu's lips parted slightly in surprise. "So large, so thick!" She rose, taking one of the corns. "This corn… could it have evolved as well?"

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

There was now a three-meter wide and one-meter deep crater at the center of the once-emerald cornfield. The footpath and corn stalks around it were left in an utter mess, and the corpse of the Feral dog sprawled over the ground did not even resemble a dog. The body parts of the other Ferals were strewn all over as well.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

[Gentle reminder: It is suggested that the Host drop to the ground and clutch his head with both hands after throwing to stay immune from damage.]

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

A cat was fine too.

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

[Usage: Throw from long-distances.]

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

"I could try seducing her?"

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof

So, the dog was an excuse… but the truth was that she thirsted for his body?

Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Eastern · Oof