Badges 11
Moments 35
too far to move eye get tired
'That's the sound of a musket's strap being pulled across chest armor!'
Dimensional Descent
Fantasy · Awespec
So a cabbage is more human than this guy is
[Warning, margin of error for subject Leonel Morales is outside reasonable bounds. Only 5% of DNA recognizable. Abnormality recorded. It is advised that subject not trust his life to this data]
Dimensional Descent
Fantasy · Awespec
I'm still picturing him sheathing his sword after every slash and the mental image of a tired guy making all of those motions amuses me greatly.
Because my sword's art was extremely fast, I was able to swiftly deal with the goblins with one quick stab.
The Author's POV
Fantasy · Entrail_JI
pretty sure there aren't many 2 man generals out there
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The Author's POV
Fantasy · Entrail_JI
won't stop me from reading them though
After just reading a few novels with those plots, he felt nauseous every time he thought of them. He simply could not stand it at all.
Supreme Grandpa
Urban · Venerable_Linfeng
"The hole drilling talent and treasure hunting talent are extremely heaven-defying. Especially the treasure hunting talent. If I buy it, wouldn't it be equivalent to buying a cash monster cow?"
Supreme Grandpa
Urban · Venerable_Linfeng
if that's how improvement works he'll become a time traveller that finishes before he starts soon
It might only be a two seconds difference, but many people might not be able to cross this hurdle even after three to five years.
Complete Martial Arts Attributes
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
well planet literally translates to wandering star so I guess it isn't too different?
For instance, this planet wasn't named Earth. It was called the Earth Star instead.
Complete Martial Arts Attributes
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
his dad has literally not done anything strict yet and the way things are going he never will.
Sob~ this is too touching. His sternness was finally starting to take effect. He didn't waste his effort being a strict father.
Complete Martial Arts Attributes
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
SCP foundation test subjects
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The Female Cultivator In The World Of Men
Eastern · Bird_Of_Paradise
the English language literally did not exist at this point in time.
"Are you dumb? Can't you see how strong the current is? If he doesn't die from drowning, then he'll freeze to death. I am sure he'll die one way or another."
Earth's Greatest Magus
Fantasy · Avan
not sure if it still has it but the wayside chapel in Sydney used to have a safe injection room
Now, Josh needed to kill 7 elite rats. That would be difficult for a very simple reason. Looking around Josh could see tons of gray names. All the rats were level 11 Creeps! This mission was akin to searching for a needle in a church. (Yes that kind of needle)
Classless Ascension
Urban · ClasslessAscension
funnily enough the ancient Greeks had access to years, mechanisms and even steam power, the industrial revolution could have been started at pretty much any time, it's just that no one ever really felt like working on it more for some reason or another
One must understand that technology was a very advanced stage of a race. Chances are that a race would never develop it even if they were intelligent. Take humans, for example. They've already existed for two million years, but only in the past few hundred years did they finally begin to grasp it.
The Ascension Age
Fantasy · Suiyan
So they're taken into an isolated area, forbidden from contacting the outside world save for doing missions, used as cheap labour and presumably subject to torment from the upper class in order to cement a rigid authority system... and then encouraged to be thankful for the air that they have access to that makes them special compared to the unwashed masses outside the sect...
The first and 'safest' way would be to become a miner for the sect. There are many outer disciples who decide to work at the spirit stone mines of our sect. The sect will pay you 50 sect points a month for you to help us mine spirit stones. Of course, there is a quota you need to meet when mining, so those who work harder than others can also obtain more sect points at the end of the month.''
Monarch of Time
Eastern · ZeusTheOlympian
and his middle name Nero
But of all the names I could have picked for my last name...I went with Black.
Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World
Fantasy · Aimdaqs
should be chosen naked molerat, aside from being impervious to aging and cancer you'd also have the ability to run backwards as fast as you can forwards, meaning you can use a sword well while retreating. Also the dazzling good looks
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Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World
Fantasy · Aimdaqs
I know that I'm 7 months late to the debate over whether the gravity in this fantasy world is accurate or not but have you considered that humans could just be really small? they'd judge acceleration based off their own body length so it would seem like gravity was the same as his old world (his body had been living there for years so he'd feel the gravity as 'normal' ). it would also help explain violations to the square cube law with big monsters
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Dysfunctional - An Assassin's Guide to Reincarnating in Another World
Fantasy · Aimdaqs
friendly reminder that Emperor Nero covered live Catholics in molten wax to make them into human candles
While humans have improved quality of life, we've also improved on quality of human cruelty as well.
World's First Demon Lord
Fantasy · sinfuego
as we all know, the moon is less than 5km away. 5km is distance you can see on flat ground or the ocean before what you're looking at dips over the curvature of the earth
There was a terrifying snake that was ten thousand meters long swaying its huge body in the void.
Immortal In The Magic World
Eastern · Blue And White Ocean