Badges 5
Moments 560
Batman: "I don't kill people." Criminals that experienced Batman's "no kill rule" first hand: "Yeah, he only cripples us for life. My buddy Bob has a broken spine and will never walk again. Jack got permanent nerve damage in his hands and arms, they are shaking like crazy all the time. Frank got brain damage. Max..."
"You know, the real reason you and that other protégé of Batman's will never be respected by him is because you lack your own drives. You both just absorb and take whatever stances he feeds you and assume it to be the truth when he himself is a hypocrite. If you don't believe this, the Leviathan archives are open to you, so feel free to check the data on Bruce Wayne and Batman. If you think any of it is a lie, feel free to approach him personally and ask."
God Of The Omniverse
Movies · God_Of_Brutality
Kazuya: "How about I shoot you?" Kurotsuchi: "And then? What would it even do?" Kazuya: "Oh, it can heal people. Let's see if it can also heal what is wrong with your brain. Maybe you turn normal!"
Captain Kurotsuchi may have been an unhinged researcher, but Isane had unwavering faith in Kazuya. If there was one man who could persuade Captain Kurotsuchi, it was undoubtedly Kazuya.
Bleach: Starting as a Vasto Lorde
Anime & Comics · GloriousMilfHunter
Little Kai
Resisting the urge to rush out, Kai felt grateful that his trousers were baggy… and he was still a kid. Nobody would notice what's going down there, right?
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Shinobi shouldn't act like that? The killers for hire? The spies that get paid to not only get all the info they can out of a target but THEN also poison/stab them to death? The very same Shinobi that...
"He is a menace," Hiruna Uchiha barked, glancing at Mikoto. "I saw him bullying little children. That's not how a shinobi should be.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Kunai and Shuriken are mainly a (distraction) tool, unless they are specially designed to be deadly (bigger size, sharper blades etc) they are mainly used to disrupt the enemy... now the biggest danger is what is often ATTACHED to them (exploding seals make people vanish FAST) or what else you can do with em (set seals etc). I personally prefer throwing needles... bonus points if you can manage to get explosive seals onto em
[Kunai Throwing Art (E) (15/15): Between a kunai and a lover, always pick kunai. This skill improves the user's knowledge, aim, and hand-eye coordination for throwing a kunai at the target at every level.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Kai: "I like traps. I like setting traps. I like springing traps. I like disarming traps... you ask me if I mean the object or people? My Answer: YES."
[Trap Making Art (E) (15/15): Who says you can't be a trap? It's an information-granting skill to inform a catalog of traps, their parts, the interactions between several hooks, devices, and more.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
...use rope with seals or sealing rope for rope play with Ninja/Kunoichi... noted
[Rope Escape Technique (E) (10/10): Can't be bondaged against your will. This skill informs the users about several joints and corners of the body that can be more pliant than the rest to quickly escape tricky knots and tight corners.]
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
So the girl learned: If Kai is around HIDE THE STUFF YOU LIKE, or be prepared for him to yoink or destroy it
"Of course not," Kai pouted. "I even tossed a candy in her mouth when she cried and gave her the money to buy another balloon. Sure, I popped it again… BUT I gave her more money later."
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Mito likes Kai's cream pies, noted
"You're lucky that your cooking is getting better by the day," Mito scoffed with a fond smirk. "As for seals… do you remember us discussing various clans divided into main and branch families?"
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Just waiting for one orphan to just ice cold counter: "Oh, they didn't have a choice in wanting me. I MADE MYSELF an orphan" *which Kai would respect... a bit*
Don't tell orphans in an orphanage they are unwanted!
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Now try to not get spit-roasted by em... eh, who am I kidding, Ray may enjoy it... unless it is the literal kind
[Smexy-succu-succu: I found the twins!]
Paradise of Infinity
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Revy...
"Boner Nerd?" Nik chuckles. "I like it—hmpfh!" She seals his lips with her entrance, smirking, "Who cares if you like it? You asked for this. Let's see how you'll get me—"
Paradise of Infinity
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
And Revy my girl, you can (and she most likely will) bet your female reproductive organs that them rich FRICKS and their friends in power will create some sort of space ship or construct save, self sustaining cities protected from the outside or such to escape this "Earth is EFFED yo" scenario... and only have space for people that are useful and follow their orders. Oh, but only if it would impact them directly. So if they only have 10 years left to live naturally and won't get impacted... they gonna exploit earth even more for profit
The world isn't ending. Yet. so it's okay, Revy thinks. It WILL end, right? Moon's practically busted. It might take centuries if those numbskulls with thick glasses calling themselves scientists are any believable, but Earth's fucked, too. Hmm. They weren't wearing glasses. But it's easier to bunch nerds in their categories, like the one she's pinning on the bed and kissing—talking about bones, human structure, and pulling a book from his ass to read while stranded on a dead island near Indo.
Paradise of Infinity
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Tobirama would HEAVILY dissaprove of Hashirama disbanding Senju just because of peace with Uchiha. My guy felt that they ALWAYS need a nice heavy stick to SHOVE UP THE UCHIHAs backside and Hashirama was the master of sticks! "But that is a STUPID idea brother... ugh, you are the boss... better prepare other sticks for dealing with those Uchiha..."
A/N: Unlike the previous fic where Tsunade had a whole ass clan with Danzo trying to take it out, I felt this was less niche, shed more light on the emergence of other monsters, and even tied into wilder theories like Tsunade being Minato's mom just cause they're blonde. Maybe Tsunade's mum was a blonde Namikaze? Who knows? I just feel that such a Senju Clan that accepted other smaller clans and families to defend against the wild Uchiha was more like how Ashura would operate. Meanwhile, I can see the Zetsu-manipulated Indra just getting a harem and tapping asses to create a whole-ass species. Also, we see early on that Ashura took charge of his friends and their families, who could be the base of the Senju Clan. And it might tie into that wood jutsu user from Boruto? Maybe I'm grasping at straws, but Hashirama freeing others from Senju's name and letting it become Konoha itself—making the village his family—felt more up his speed and his conviction about the Senju clan never needing to rise again due to their peace with the Uchiha Clan.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
No no, Kai IS the one doing that to others. And they WILL LIKE IT, if they want it or NOT!
Kai liked the simplest things—tits and food. Sure, a younger version of herself would itch to beat the perversion out of the brat… but the older and wiser Mito knew better. He would make a good husband unless he catches some weird kinks, primarily where he doesn't act but watches. Mito hoped such a day would never grace Kai's life. He was too precious to like being cucked or other green-hattery stuff.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Years and YEARS later: "And this is how the great Kai ended up with nearly EVERY good looking, if people at the time are to believed, Kunoichi in the world. Some unconfirmed rumours about some of his partners genders can be most likely traced back to the great Kai looking rather girlish in his younger years and he seemed to take that personally. Him saying: "IF you look pretty enough then you are a girl to me!" also didn't help thos rumors."
'I'm just gonna bag a top-tier harem because you laughed!' His pettiness knew no bounds.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Hentai Shinobi Rule 6: Peach is peach.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
At least not the DARK ERO side... which would be combining Hidans immortality with other stuff... *drow and dark eldar chuckle in the distance*
Hentai Shinobi Rule 2: Chakra is a pathway to several ero-abilities some consider unnatural.
RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse
Anime & Comics · FanHarem
Each of them could easily beat Captain America's ass as long as he didn't have his plot armor or his science-defying frisbee. Yeah, they were that powerful. It was a serious waste that they were not bulletproof, otherwise they could have been the perfect warriors.
DC: I am Bruce Wayne
Anime & Comics · God_Doom
He should really learn "Flying Thunder God"/Hirashin. Just send out a clone to scout and place one of the seals down and BAM he can teleport to it and back.
Naruto was cuddled up with Hinata in their bed with his back toward the moon and his wife in his arms as he rubbed her belly, "I'm going to be making a trip to Uzu soon," Naruto said. "My clone found something, but I need to go there in person to check it out and deal with it."
Nindō: Dominion
Anime & Comics · Addyctive7