I suppress a grin. I always wanted to do this, "I'm sorry I'm late. I was planning on coming early, I swear, but then I got lost on the road of life on my way here, as one does, but after I found my way back, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way round. And then I met this little old lady who needed help carrying groceries, so I had to help her."
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
But worrryyy not, Corn is sexy, and as such, he brings deliciously scrumptious news as well!
Movies · CORNBRINGER
I blinked, poking Thanos with my foot, "Hmm, well, I guess that's that. I really thought he had a few minutes left, but I guess I flicked him too hard."
Movies · CORNBRINGER
Suddenly, the man paled in fear and his scarred hands started to shake, he muttered a single word in a terrified tone, "Morrigan."
Book&Literature · athass_prkr
She slumped down onto her back herself, bouncing lightly on the mattress and turned to face Jord on her side, and then before he could no doubt come up with some other smart mouthed comment, she leaned forward and pressed her lips against his.
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
punch him kick him poke him in the eyes 🤣🤣
"That's it! Smash it, stomp its fucking face in!" Jord on the other hand, seemed to revel in Pidgeot's utter thuggish brutality.
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
Oh wait, I have a great idea for one already, "Alright Shiftry, clap their cheeks!" I pumped my fist into the air grandly and proudly declared.
Anime & Comics · 0_Jordinio_0
Gambling ???
Well that's something new, and I don't know what to do about it….
Movies · CORNBRINGER
'Wouldn't want to ruin my chances of gaining more power now.'
Movies · Link_Id
Corn wanted to bother today, corn is being evil today corn is evil!
Movies · CORNBRINGER
Sooo many buts 😂😂😂.
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Movies · Kinsos
Shiroken walked to the man, *SLAP* A nice warm slap with a handprint was received by the man. "Did you forget what I said outside? I am Supreme Daimyo, my word is the law. *SLAP* And it's Lady Tsunade for you. *SLAP* And she has my backing, nobody can remove her from her place. *SLAP* And did you forget so quickly? You are just a commoner now, one of the many common voices, and right now, the majority love me and support Tsunade. *SLAP*
Anime & Comics · MisterImmortal
let's go to Vegas
"So… someone roofied me, and fixed my back?" I muttered with a chuckle, though likely at such an idiotic idea.
Movies · CORNBRINGER
Minato seemed as if he had a revelation, "AH! So that's why you decided to kiss Sasuke, so Sakura may feel jealous?"
Anime & Comics · MisterImmortal
"To change my pants..." The guard muttered, walking away awkwardly.
Anime & Comics · LordEmil
Lysander "I want it captured"
Anime & Comics · Evil_God_ZARAKH
"NINAAAA! How could you bear that foreigner's child?!" another phoenix cried, there were about 10 of them in the group.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
dude
Damn you made it far---
Anime & Comics · Yrmynoodlescold
is this worm with endbringers ...
The crystal will be sent by them to planets to planets and then the crystal would do its work by slowly corrupting the lifeforms inhabiting the world and then finally after the whole world was under the crystal's control, the aliens will do the rest, reaping the benefits without doing much effort.
Psionic (Marvel)
Anime & Comics · Moziel