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ironyisnotdead

ironyisnotdead

male LV 4

I drink therefore I slam

2019-11-28 Joined Canada

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ironyisnotdead
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this effect of the fried rice seems far from good

 As soon as she closed her eyes, the image of the golden egg fried rice in the small mountain village last night would appear!

Working As A Chef In The Fantasy World

Working As A Chef In The Fantasy World

Eastern · Another World Gourmet

ironyisnotdead
ironyisnotdead
Replied to SHADOWBLADE
his mentally damage only makes sense as result of dragon trying to get him killed. he's done nothing to gain pride only been fight junkie constantly losing

The thought of so many people with power all around him and him having to hide from any of them irritated him and his pride screamed for power to eradicate them.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
could she detect his presence? or was she just ignoring possibilty of college boy being out partying 🍻

Today she had called for an emergency meeting but after casually doing a roll call, she discovered that one of her tenants actually had the guts to ignore her call, as if that wasn't enough, he actually ignored her and refused to open the door when she knocked making her look like a fool as she stood out there.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
I'm hoping his idiot pride was due to dragon spirit trying to get him killedsince he had nothing to be proud of

His blood tingled a little for him to rush into that battle but he easily controlled himself this time, seemed even his blood could have a cooldown.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
head bashing never good way to REDUCE pain

He couldn't help but scream out and roll on the ground and slammed his head on the ground several times in a bid to alleviate his pain, he felt like his mind was being slashed apart by different swords over and over again.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
oops! lol 🩸🔥🚫...⚡️🔨😫

The terror brought forth by the aura snapped the vampire consciousness to its sense as it realized it had made a terrible mistake. Immediately, it turned around and tried to escape, but felt itself being held in place by a terrifying aura, unable to move an inch.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Replied to OriginalDream
looks like her but she never had throne

She pulled her head back when she was done and let Seth drop to the ground. She moved several steps back, waved her hand and a throne chair appeared which she sat down on, and then began observing Seth.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
that's convenient for her... & sadly lazy writing

Regaining control of herself, she stopped feeding on him and began injecting the transformation venom into him through her fangs.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
even main characters don't get another chance like this

She said she wanted to pay back the debt of him saving her life, while she might have had a hidden agenda behind all this, did he have a choice, this might be the only chance he ever gets to change his fate in this life.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
not only is he delusional. now showing signs of memory loss likely due to brain damage from her blast

Yet here was someone offering to heal him, she claimed there would be no side effects and dangled the prospects of him getting a bloodline.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Commented
too bad she can't do something about his mental health curing his cultivating disability will just kill him quicker without plot armor

"Even now when I offer you salvation you still wish to hold on to your pathetic pride," Rose said with slight annoyance leaking into her voice.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Replied to ImBluey
he seems delusional. but his pride didn't stop him from rationally planning how to fight wolves... who woulda killed him if Rose hadn't (finally) helped

This was one of the reasons he had begun taking emotion suppressants, his pride, and arrogance which he couldn't back had placed him in trouble too many times making him look like a fool, and once again he had made a fool of himself.

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

Fantasy · Bad_Bishop

ironyisnotdead
Replied to David_Larrow
& a bird too

Remembering that nightmarish day, I filled with fear and fighting spirit as I never able to feel that weak again, I could have me or my mother in place rose, just thinking this thought make want to stronger, strong enough that I could protect my parents from any harm.

Monster Integration

Monster Integration

Fantasy · AnWan

ironyisnotdead
Commented
then how is he so affectionate towards bird monster?

I was not able to sleep for months, daily having the nightmare of that day, sometimes I even have dreams of Rose eaten alive by that Eagle type Monster.

Monster Integration

Monster Integration

Fantasy · AnWan

ironyisnotdead
Commented
wonder how big a fine they'll have to pay compared to not hurrying

To go front some people even started to do anything, they started to use their monster and powers unhesitatingly, some people got injured some even got killed. this was my first time seeing the cruelty of survival as people started to kill their peers just get ahead.

Monster Integration

Monster Integration

Fantasy · AnWan

ironyisnotdead
Commented
flying so much faster that they'd already be full b4 runners show

If Ariel Monster had come, it wouldn't be long that surface Monsters will also come. The streets have become more chaotic as Ariel Monster's attacks become fierce.

Monster Integration

Monster Integration

Fantasy · AnWan

ironyisnotdead
Commented
don't see how fine be more encouragement to run than the possibility of death

Emergency exercise this may be but they still have to follow the law, which states they have run towards bunker when they heard emergency sirens if they caught not heeding they will be heavily fined by the town.

Monster Integration

Monster Integration

Fantasy · AnWan

ironyisnotdead
Commented
where did this obsession &/or mistaken impression come from?

"Fufufu... master, it's whenever you want, I'm ready!!" Of course, Ashia was unaware of the discomfort of his master who was obsessed with money!!

King of succubus

King of succubus

Fantasy · Golden_raise

ironyisnotdead
Replied to PotatoHato
pitiful soul security

"Do you know what ruckus you caused just now? You let go of souls to the mortal world! And if it was not bad enough you tried to touch a book without a soul! If I didn't stop you, you would be sucked in, taking their place in that book!" Azrael burst out on him. She was so focused on her anger that she didn't notice even the slightest bit of him.

My Wife Is A Grim Reaper

My Wife Is A Grim Reaper

Fantasy · Night_Creature

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