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Moments 82
you can also (if you have a chair) jump ontop of the chair chest first and hope you Unchoke yourself... Heck if it's day time Run out and try and get someone's atention
Because he lived alone, there was no one to aggressively hug him from behind. As his life slowly faded away, he heard a robotic voice.
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
Yes…. For you, you unholy sinner!!!
A deep sense of unease suddenly enfolded his heart and he looked up at the statue of Ramuh and mumbled softly, "Is Judgement finally here?"
Out of Space
Sci-fi · Neobear
Can’t wait man… this would be the worst clif hanger….
Both Captains of the Icarus and Daedalus held onto a pendant shaped into a design of three bullets in a row and they prayed. "Firepower shall protect and defeat our enemies!"
Out of Space
Sci-fi · Neobear
So profesional Retard is a job title now?
Draconic Empress, And Professional Retard
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
Monty Python is always funny….
As she flow closer, she could somewhat make out the camp. It was a mining camp, that part was obvious, but it looked like a settlement from fallout 4. It was made of rusted metal hastily welded together, wooden planks painted a variety of colours, the surrounding vegetation was completely devoid of life, and for defences it only had wooden pikes and barbed wire lazily strewn about the surrounding field. The whole place looked like it was about to fall over. All she had to do was fart in that general direction and it all would come tumbling down.
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
I hate that this is a correct sentence XD
As dawn dawned at the dawn of the day over Helms Deep, Gilhaz had a feeling today would be a rather interesting day.
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
Is this advertisement?
'Like one of those snake girls from r/scalieporn...'
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
Why you looking at it like that… it’s just food being prepared lol…
I think she’s having fun, making royalty dirty…
"Now, let's see what we can do about those clothes of yours!"
Out of Space
Sci-fi · Neobear
You got to grab whatever’s near to you when you’re in a hurry... and a stick or stone might do the job sometimes, you won’t always find a convenient leaf on the ground >^<
In fact, Edward had long been tired of rubbing his butt with a stone stick but what else could he do before?
FROM CHIEF TO THE EMPEROR
Fantasy · Killerpants
I knew it... the moment the wife smiled at him leaving I Knew this was going to happen lol
He could clearly hear the sounds of something slapping and someone moaning. His hand that held the doorknob trembled slightly as he recognized who was moaning. He practically forced himself and slowly opened the door just enough to peek inside. The sight that greeted him made his blood boil.
FROM CHIEF TO THE EMPEROR
Fantasy · Killerpants
I like scaly stuf but this is the worst stuf I’ve seen ever, and there’s no filter... my eyes!!
"Like one of those dragon girls from r/scalieporn..."
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
I’m looking it up and you can’t stop me!!
"Like one of those dragon girls from r/scalieporn..."
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger
So we’re just going to ignore the fact that he knows that “granma” lied to him for his own good? Ok moving on.... oh a pice of candy
"W-woah! W-w-w-what's that!? W-what's this!?", Viel frantically walked around all the stalls he could see in the city.
Reincarnated as both God and The Devil
Fantasy · Romeru
Take my like and get out of here, that was low hanging fruit XD
In the hands of the Lord God, the Soul Searcher lit up. It was bright enough to even blind the mortals. Suddenly, the light scattered like a hundred billion fireflies.
Reincarnated as both God and The Devil
Fantasy · Romeru
Lol bad Dragon
Even if these bad dragons are on me, I will get out! The seal on my mouth slowly tears off as I open my mouth more and more.
Reborn as a Dragon!? (Completed)
Fantasy · JaxWolf4
How the turn tables!
"By the mountains... Oh how have the tables has turned..." He took another sip of the wine and sighed again. "I am home... yet not home..."
Out of Space
Sci-fi · Neobear
OwO! wat's this!!!
[Breeding System Unlocked]
Richter, The Dragon
Fantasy · XD_Jaeger