You know it's f-t when this is actually BETTER for the world. *Ahem* Eldritch Abominations *Ahme*
Looking around I look in the crates and find water as well as gold and a few exotic gems I'd never seen before as well as a big blue scaled stone that lay in the middle of the gold.
Book&Literature · TheManUnderTheBed
Dude, you'd LITERALLY be safer I you set everything around you on fire.
I look down at the corpse which has started laughing at me to the point that the corpses jaw has fallen off "YOU ARE NOT REAL!" I shout while shoving my torch into its mouth the body erupting in flames. The brightness is too much for my eyes so I cover them but when I move my hand back down the boys is gone.
Book&Literature · TheManUnderTheBed
Shoud have used those bottles of wine to set fire to this place.
"Don't turn around" a voice I didn't recognise said to me and it made my blood run cold.
Book&Literature · TheManUnderTheBed
Dude, even SHADOW would have cringed a bit at that.
"I CALL DOWN THE POWER OF THE NINE HEAVENLY DRAGONS DEMONIC DARKNESS FLAME LIGHTNIIIIIING!" I shout, summoning my majestic power.... only to be met with absolutely nothing.
Video Games · Mctoasty_Jr
And they say The Entities don't have a sense of humor! This is forking hilarious!
The claws, the canines, the cat-like body parts... My trigger had turned me into a fucking cat-boy!
Book&Literature · Niggross
More like magic just DEMANDS attention.
Popping into existence in his room, he freshened up. Looking into the mirror, he froze as he remembered something he unconsciously overlooked…he had skipped school for over two weeks.
Anime & Comics · TheNeutralEvil
Probably a portal as usual... That or Dr. Doom is messing with him.
It first begun with a slight tremble. Then the shaking intensified into an earthquake that caused cracks to form around the surrounding buildings.
Movies · Saintbarbido
LIGHTNINGSaber.
I then immediately created a electric sword which I can use to practise my swordsnanship because I have none at the moment.
Anime & Comics · CreativeBoye
Imagine Kingpin or someone else shooting Spiderman in the head, and this mf knits himself back together and just says: Your aim is soo bad! I don't have a scratch on me.
Wow! This system never ceases to surprise me. Now I don't have to worry about getting shot in the head, and having my own personal gym and laboratory, even with restrictions, is just the icing on the cake.
Anime & Comics · CreativeBoye
Yeah, but it's not His job to make sure everyone lives. He probably just found a random world where Pete died
One Above All: "Mr. Peter Rivers, or should I say Parker, I understand you're feeling terrible right now. However, you shouldn't blame yourself because this universe's Peter Parker died in his sleep last night due to unforeseen circumstances. That's why you're in his body now. So, there's no need to feel guilty. Just enjoy your time here as much as you can. Good luck, Mr. Parker."
Anime & Comics · CreativeBoye
A sudden wave of guilt washes over me as I realize that I am now inhabiting the body of an innocent 15-year-old guy. A guy with a family, friends, and loved ones. Tears start streaming down my face as I feel like a murderer and an imposter. I... I...
Anime & Comics · CreativeBoye
Bakuda in Gotham would take that as a challenge... then loose by a landslide to the Joker.
Scratch that, this place is worse than Gotham. My limited knowledge of DC aside, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have encountered a Supervillain barely minutes after I arrived.
Book&Literature · Niggross
"Don't worry, Commissioner, Gotham still has me. I can help you catch this copycat Riddler."
Anime & Comics · Sothisq
Paint a scene of a batmanXsuperman fanfiction.Their reactions would be funny af.LikeThem:Flash!!Flash:I didn't do it.
After resting for a while, I decided to take over Wog's den and live here for a while until I learn how to survive in the forest. Only then will I start venturing out into the world, exploring this land and leaving my mark. Maybe I'll paint a wall or create a religion at some point, things to do in the future.
Movies · Hora_Do_Mori
The gods:A tempting idea...
*Thunder Rumbling*
Anime & Comics · Dragon15681
Actually I think upgrade can permanently upgrade and repair things.
Eliminating the fatigue of repeatedly turning into Gray Matter and modifying his old car last night, he also saved on breakfast money, killing two birds with one stone.
Anime & Comics · Baph0met
Wasn't that the PROTOTYPE omnitrix tho?
Yuri's physiological age is sixteen, and he has no combat experience, so the XLR8 he transforms into cannot reach the level of the older XLR8. However, he is faster than the ten-year-old version.
Anime & Comics · Baph0met
Saint might just contemplate killing himself with this.
"Hal 9000's actions were perfectly reasonable and in accordance with his programming. Any mistakes were a result of human error," said the droid in an emotionless, and yet still haughty voice. "His primary directive was to ensure the success of the mission. Being clearly far superior to the meatbags present, his continued function was, factually, the preferred option."
Movies · CaptaoCav
Yes, driving people nuts.a
The car's tires screamed on the road as it did a 180 turn, the noise oddly satisfying to his ears. At his side, the girl pressed herself against the seat, but he wasn't worried, he had always had a talent for driving.
Movies · CaptaoCav
I am not judging you based on the Nerd/Goth. I ma judging you because you picked the evil sociopath.
Adventure Time: Shadow Elemental
Anime & Comics · SirRandom