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"There's absolutely no need to feign innocence, you octopus," he exclaimed, his voice dripping with melodramatic despair. "My poor, harassed self endured such a hard night at your hands! To sleep upon me is one thing, but to whisper your desires—'Mm, this is so tasty', 'I want to lick it'—how scandalously tantalising. You wicked, wicked woman!" His eyebrows arched dramatically,
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I know that’s right! Little “save the day” action deserves a sweet reward. ✨
"Just performing a bit of midnight maintenance, my dear. Did it wake you? I just have the right lullaby for you that will put you right to sleep!"
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Yesss girl. Go head. Sit 😍‼️
"Come, sit here."
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Gasp.
"Well, isn't that a surprise," Hadeon whistled softly, as if he had caught on to what Father Shane said while Mallory hadn't. He remarked, "Ray Moll, when rearranged, spells out Mallory."
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Awwww. I know that’s right! 🥹🫶🏽
"You sure? You look like you're about to," Hadeon teased, leaning in with a mischievous grin. "With the way you walked, I thought you were going to walk back to the castle. I was almost impressed." After a few seconds, he asked, "You doing, okay?"
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Nah, chill beloved.
"I can share mine with you, Hades," said the woman who had earlier greeted Hadeon. "What's mine is yours. She's brand new."
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Not a collar…so he was serious?! 😫😅🫠
"I told you I would treat you yesterday, didn't I? You did very well instead of behaving like those rats," Hadeon looked ahead of them. But he was interested in a particular shop, and his eyes scanned, wondering where to find it. A collar.
Fantasy · ash_knight17
He really said, “I love it here.” 🫢🤣
Mallory's knees buckled under the weight of the turmoil, and she collapsed to the ground. She heard Hadeon's voice. "Now this," he murmured, a twisted grin tugging at his lips, "is what I call a celebration. People up in flames just warms up my heart."
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Bc period! He said chill out - the first time.
Just as the vampire lunged at Hadeon, the latter smoothly extracted a silver gun from his coat, aiming with deadly precision. With a casual flick of his wrist, he pulled the trigger, the bullet finding its mark dead centre on the assailant's forehead. As the silver bullet struck, the vampire's body began to ashen, crumbling to the ground in a heap.
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That was the last thing Mallory needed 😅
Next to the woman, a person with red eyes growled, but that wasn't all. Soon there were a couple more growls from different directions, and one that came right next to Mallory.
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It’s the midnight snack part for me. 🤭
"Aw, when you put it that way, it's almost tempting," Hadeon grinned like a Cheshire cat, earning himself a glare in return. "But I must warn that I come with a label: 'Danger: May cause heartache, headaches, and an insatiable desire for midnight snacks.'"
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Bruh. 💀
I pen this letter because I won't be able to say it to you directly. Father… I am madly in love with our trusty coachman, Gary. It was fate that made us spend so much time together that we fell in love. True love, father, and he loves me for who I am. He loves bald heads, and I have decided to shave them off for him. And frankly, I couldn't be happier. It will be easier during the summer heat.
Fantasy · ash_knight17
We love it here
Hadeon gleamed with mischief, remarking, "Oh, don't worry about him disturbing you. He knows better than to wiggle—even a twitch might inspire me to join the game with a knife of my own. Don't you, Georgie?"
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Welp. Can’t even argue at this point 🤣
"How strange, we have a phrase too," Hadeon leaned in, his smile never fading, "Follow the master, or face twice the disaster. Quite poetic, don't you think?"
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And does
"If anyone dares to bare their fangs at you, remind them your master specialises in dental extractions."
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Girl it’s the leave-in conditioner 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Her gaze shifted from the darkening skies to Hadeon's reflection on the window, noting the stark difference in his demeanour from when they left the castle. It reminded her of the first time she had seen him from above the scaffold. He looked eerily calm, with the breeze swaying the locks of his hair, which were softer than hers! Was it the blood?
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Yay congrats and great luck! 🫶🏽‼️
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Fantasy · ash_knight17
I mean, we thought “squeaky clean” was the objective 🤭🤭🤭
"I believe that's quite sufficient," Hadeon's voice sliced through the air as Mallory poured soap flakes from a jar into the bath. "Are you deliberately emptying the entire jar to provoke a reaction from me, or is it simply because you've mistaken this for a laundry time?" His eyes slightly narrowed as he stared at her.
Fantasy · ash_knight17
Oh thanks, kind sir 😫🤣
"If it were normal, I would personally take you to church and have you rid of your sins," Hadeon stated in a nonchalant tone. "But as your master, you know there are always exceptions to the rules." He paused for a moment before adding, "And there's no need to worry about underperforming and dying by my hands. I am a tolerant man."
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Ooowee…not too much random in the shadows vampire. Not too much.
While not far away from them, a shadow stood behind a tree and heard the conversation that had taken place inside the inn and the vampire murmured, "Hadeon Van Doren married a human?"
Beauty and the Immortal: It started with a dig
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