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Moments 22
gets me every time 🤣
I heard him gasping but immediately he quieted down, he didn't bring the subject of trying to inspect me, and I didn't bring the fact that he tried to spy on me, there was a tacit agreement between us that none would speak of this to keep…fuck why do I have to use this expression… to keep Face.
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
IM HOWLING 🤣🤣🤣
The brat ran head first into the wall, anyone would hesitate a fraction of a second, and shouting "Hogwarts Express Here I come!"
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
the random names really help relate with the MC. good writing!
It seems that whoever created this maze, was using this very concept of 'Space Paper' -damn I have so many random names for the strangest things- and with these space papers, he is actually able to separate them and fold them against each other creating a maze without walls but with space itself as the medium.
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
🤢🤮🤕
To hell with this damn expression, what the fuck is this Face?! It seems stupid, it's meaningless, and has no damn basis. It's strange and outright mind-bogglingly stupid, how can one come to terms with what action gives and loses face? Who the hell decided that a certain action gives Face and another one loses Face? And how the hell did they agree to it? Wait, I know, THEY AGREED TO GIVE FACE! Fuck!
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
🤮
These words unexpectedly came from Lao Yan who antagonized me first. But seeing that I gave him 'face'… he is willing to help.
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
🤢
'Thank you for giving this old man face, if you want to venture into this dungeon, I'll make sure to aid you when I can.'
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
My man's visiting a McDonald's for the first time?
The event was held right in front of the imperial palace, which was majestically grand. It had hundreds of windows and several decorated doors. The color of gold and red were prominent, indicating joy and prosperity and they were in abundance.
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
thank goodness I'm not the only one
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Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako
best monologue I've heard in a long time
"Very well! Enough of this idle banter," he said, drawing himself up and placing a hand on his sword, to stand in a dramatic pose. "For Evil waits for no creature, and dark deeds are ready to be done. I, The Violator, am the man for such. Tremble in my presence, *blanch* at my passing, and woe betide any who stand in my path, for I shall cut them down like a blade of grass before a dragon, leaving only their twisted and scattered remains as a reminder to those who would seek to emulate their actions." He bowed mockingly. "Now I have a job to do, so I must depart." Smiling wide he added: "Don't forget to look behind you in the night, for I shall be watching."
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
it makes you wonder about how the academy knew to call him Cerlius. and how they're so zealous about rules (like some certain war monk friends) just some food for thought
Cerlius took a few more moments to look around. "All I know is that it's not really magic, even though it's called soul magic. He doesn't let me learn about it. To be honest I'm not as passionate about the arcane as him or Doevm." He got into a stance and threw a couple punches into the air. "I think I want to try my hand at the sword and go into a dungeon or something. Maybe become a knight."
A Bored Lich
Fantasy · Random_writer
HA! nice Easter egg
"Oh, yeah. I remember Alton mentioning something about trying to convince his landlord not to kick him out. What about the other dude, Liam?"
V.I.R.A.L
Fantasy · Nightfall_Protocol
good comedic relief
Doevm glanced over to the string, which was tangled up in a ball around one of the trees. He facepalmed: "I'll get it later. For now, we need to hunt." He pointed to the map, which was laid flat on his Amphiboard for all to see. "The bobcats are worth just as many points as the venomous salamanders, but they are not as numerous. We are still going west to the caves. If we can, let's try to avoid fights on the way. In terms of points, we are already behind enough as it is. We need this to come out on top, and we need to get this done perfectly. No more mistakes or hesitation." Elero glanced at Doevm, who glanced at Frey, who glanced at Thomas, who flipped them off.
A Bored Lich
Fantasy · Random_writer
Why do I feel like Baqi is Panurge (Im pretty sure I botched that name)
"Master Kaleesh!" Baqi called out, giving the captain a polite bow. Turning to Arran, he gave another bow, slightly deeper than the first. "Lord Arran."
Paragon of Destruction
Fantasy · TomVanDyke
thats so frickin cool.
He could choose to wake up whenever he wanted during this quasi-sleep, as he could see the events around him moving at high speed, but in general, he just let time flow out until the mornings came.
Re: Level 100 Farmer
Fantasy · John_Doever
Jesus be like
Li nodded. Old Thane seemed like he was giving out a piece of sage advice, and he was, but he was also honoring Li's efforts subtly, as she would never know that the being sitting so very near her had been her savior.
Re: Level 100 Farmer
Fantasy · John_Doever
I just realized...wraith peppers....are ghost peppers....🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Throughout the week, they had flowered and sprouted. The entire herbal garden had been packed with the bright reds, oranges, and noxious greens of Flameweed, goblin grass, bone bean, and wraith peppers.
Re: Level 100 Farmer
Fantasy · John_Doever
"The plan will go as this," spoke the man in the mask.
Poison God's Heritage
Eastern · Biako