“I got it! I got it!” Football: *dodges the hands* “?!”
[2. Sure-fire Football: Released by the "Insufficient National Football Coaches" Sports Company in the year 2031. Designed specifically for the national football team. The Sure-fire Football has a built-in GPS positioning system and a built-in MediaTek CP991 high-performance chip that allows it to accurately distinguish between friend and foe. When allied athletes dribble the ball, it will intelligently avoid the enemy's tackles, interceptions, and blocks. When kicked toward the enemy goalpost, with the help of aerodynamics, there is an 83% chance of the ball hitting the goal. The selling price is 2 points.]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Do you quarrel, sir?
[Transdimensional Marketing: "You jest. Do you have any more questions?"]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
It’s like seeing the name Geoffery
"Knox, Cecily, Joshua, Faye."
Fantasy · Sister's Bride
Shes gonna reach Nirvana in record time
"From ancient times to the future, just what have human beings been pursuing?"
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Of all the things you could make me ponder about, it’s this?
[Transdimensional Marketing: "I dare not agree with such aesthetics. Ancient people truly are terrifying."]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
I mean, that does sound like a good deal
This "Romantic Partner Simulation Robot" was actually a two-meter-tall macho man!
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Who uses facebook for livestreaming??
Bilibili, DouYu, and Youtube.
Urban · Three Rows of Books
No u
[Transdimensional Marketing: "The thought process of you ancient people truly is mysterious."]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Wait no come back tell me about the carps
"You youngsters really are living in a wonderful era. There are all sorts of toys nowadays. Back in my day, we could only go fishing at a pond for entertainment. You might not know this, but carps…"
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Going into the book of “Reasons why english should not have come to be”
Old Thane had explained that his late wife had been a herbalist and used it to grow her herbs, but when she died, her knowledge went with her. Old Thane had tried to keep the herbs alive, but he was a farmer of the earth, of wheat and berries, not the mystical, of goblinseed flax and emberbloom roots.
Fantasy · John_Doever
Sasa lele?
For a guy who can somehow make scripts in less than an hour he’s really careless with his money
For Mother Chen, he bought an 8,800 yuan mink velvet coat.
Urban · Three Rows of Books
And that’s on inflation!
[Chen Yu: "Or perhaps some high-tech machine that can print cash?"]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
...... child-
"…You can buy my body but never my heart!"
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Hydrate. You don’t get a choice.
"Brother, I'm not thirsty."
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Oh just put it in the time-space multidimensional wormhole, as one would
[Transdimensional Marketing: "Place the contract in the folder and seal it. Put it in the wormhole after you're done."]
Urban · Three Rows of Books
Imports from Thailand on the house!
A girl so cute is definitely a boy inside. I definitely won't be tricked, Chen Yu thought as he clenched his fist and observed his surroundings.
Transdimensional Marketing
Urban · Three Rows of Books