hahahahaha
After all, she was a proper, noblewoman.
Fantasy · SleepDeprivedSloth
so she's basically an all you can eat buffet for the spirits?
"I can use my God's blessing as many times as I want and it will not have any harmful effect on my body."
Fantasy · SleepDeprivedSloth
truly, his selflessness is beyond compare 😂
Letting her suck him off, fucking her for days, and even k-k-kissing her... so many selfless acts. She couldn't help but sigh out of yearning as she thought about the past couple of days. There was no doubt in her mind that he would even bless her with a surprise fuck just to give her what she craved for.
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
69!
"I see. We are going to take our first mission today. Since you have nothing to do, you can come with us." I said, while my eyes wandered to her collar. I always found dullahans intriguing, especially the female ones. It would be like having a living pocket pu-
Anime & Comics · Draugzel
most efficient height for ripping and tearing.... is that the Doom slayers height?
Six feet and seven point nine two inches tall - the mathematically determined most efficient height for ripping and tearing - a General Grievous style powered skeleton framed my new cyborg body, housing my 'organs' and other delicate technologies and sporting Geth style synthetic musculature sheathed in high strength synthetic skin over a layer of polymerized lithium niobocene. I'd preserved Colin's handsome Scottish American features scaled up to the body of a man who weighs three hundred sixty pounds lean.
Book&Literature · JManM
At worst, I could literally go to Pokemon and just hug an Eevee or something for the best type of therapy if I felt like I was going to snap.
Anime & Comics · Azazyel
hahahahaha I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣
"You obviously have no concept of how powerfully I can press down my feelings." I defended both mine and Colin's stiff upper lip, "My ex turned out to be Hemorrhagia. She tried to lure me into a death trap because she felt I ruined her life, which was a lie. We had a great relationship that ended with a clear and concise email after I chose to dedicate myself to heroism. There was no way I could have ruined her life after that. She never saw me again. Despite the betrayal and slander, I'm perfectly fine talking to you right now. Unshakable."
Book&Literature · JManM
"I see what's happening here." I sang a little then got serious, "You're one of those people who would rather die than have to spend time with teenagers."
Book&Literature · JManM
+1
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
no. he's not really a hero. doesn't even involve the justice League or the members of young justice aside from a few exceptions. the mc does his own thing and the stories based more on the magic side of the DC universe and rarely used characters.
The System is called Wife's Boasting System, which means that as long as his wife boasts, no matter what she boasts about, it will become reality.
Urban · Rainbow Bubble Fish
F
Robert's capacity for both those weaknesses made the theft of his line all the easier to conceal, and unlike the reviled princess who helped spark the Dance of the Dragons, she'd chosen a stud who looks so much like her husband he might as well be his brother. How Robert laughed about the hefty testicles of his 'sons'. 'Boy's got the stones of a real Baratheon!' he shouted upon the birth of her second born, Cregan.
Book&Literature · JManM
literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe with tears running down my face. truly, he is the greatest son. 😂😂😂😂
"Nah, not that… tiddies." Galmar suddenly nodded like a boy excited by his own thoughts, "Every time you go to war you come back with more tiddies, but I did not hear the words 'rape' nor 'pillage' in any of that explanation. If we aren't taking everything from the enemy, then what's the point of going to war at all?"
Book&Literature · JManM
No
"My friend." Jon declared as he clapped me on the shoulder and looked around at the people I brought with me, "Hehe, there's so many First Men here the Andals must think we've come down to take back our lands."
Book&Literature · JManM
sarcasm?
My sons were presented to my people at a party exalting the destruction and mutilation of hundreds of teenage boys. I've never been a man impressed by symbolism and other such artistic and poetic forms of communication, but even I felt the power of this moment.
Book&Literature · JManM
maybe he's the reincarnation of the god of magic?
Why can only her child see them?
Fantasy · SleepDeprivedSloth
...pregnant girlfriend? You mean to tell me this is an isekai fanfiction where the MC ISN'T an inexperienced virgin when he dies? Wow... i didnt think those existed lol.
I died in the most unmistakably the most stupid manner of all men could ever die. I found out my girlfriend was pregnant while we went camping and as I went to sit down to get my breath on a park bench as I felt faint. I accidently sat on of all damned things a bear trap that blended into the dull wood with its rusty metal... Did I die of blood loss from the bear trap seemingly biting my ass in half? No, I fucking died because my latest Tetanus shot apparently wasn't up to fucking date!
Anime & Comics · Azazyel
Mommy huh.... kinky
hehehehe 🤣
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Fantasy · Hail_The_loli
E6's pod spoke breaking the music of our writing bodies and the voice was a sultry female voice carrying a sense of authority as she basically ordered. "Jake remove your clothes so you don't get any messes on them and won't be ruined."
A New Hope, Nier
Video Games · Azazyel