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Bro can survive re-entry from the orbital watch tower with his contingencies, he can probably survive a nuke.
However, the biggest reason of them all was that I had no idea how powerful Wonder Woman of this world truly was. I had heard that in some universes, she could almost go toe to toe with Superman. If this Wonder Woman was nearly as strong as those versions of hers, then my chances of winning without any... Sigh prep time, yes, I finally said it, was very slim.
DC: I am Bruce Wayne
Anime & Comics · God_Doom
-Teihen Ryoushu no Kanchigai Eiyuutan Also known as: -The Story of Lord of the Wasteland Who Increased His Influence Through Misunderstandings Id recommend it if you like misunderstanding type humor like ‘The Emenece in Shadow’, not as good as the OG, overall but still scratches that itch.
"...You two realise you're implying he's like an an-..." Yu cut herself off with an enlightened expression, "You know what? That checks out."
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Idk about everyone else, but this sounds like something something who calls women mi’lady would say.
"Bad thoughts? BAD THOUGHTS? What the hell do you take me for, a fucking animal? I am a well-respected philanthropist in my homeland, Your Highness. I try to help people as much as I can. I am neither a rapist nor a bad person. I only ever came to this island because I was lost at sea, otherwise, I wouldn't even have tried it, no matter how beautiful all of you are. Also, I consider myself a true man, someone who takes it as his responsibility to protect women and their honor... as long as that woman herself is worth protecting that is. Also, I am sure you understand that the very fact that I can say these words while still being bound by this lasso is proof that I am purely speaking the truth." I defended myself in a single breath, the self-righteous tone still not leaving my voice.
DC: I am Bruce Wayne
Anime & Comics · God_Doom
Bro, the lasso isnt all knowing, it bases the truth off of the perspective of the person bound by it. For all they know hes an egotistical womanizer and just sees himself as a great person.
"..." After listening to my words, all the Amazons present there suddenly went silent as they looked at each other's faces in confusion. They knew that it was true. Nobody could lie with the lasso around their bodies. So, all the things the man had said were most probably true even though they didn't really want to believe it. In fact, some of the Amazon guards standing there while listening to the conversation had even begun to sympathize with Bruce, seeing him as a "gentleman" who truly didn't have any intention to cause them any harm.
DC: I am Bruce Wayne
Anime & Comics · God_Doom
Its less that he gets the stuff done, and more like he somehow cures cancer after going out to buy clothes at the soup store.
"...You two realise you're implying he's like an an-..." Yu cut herself off with an enlightened expression, "You know what? That checks out."
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
This seems enjoyable, whats the sauce?
ch 68 Arrival
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Bro at least you can comment, just the other day I was getting random error codes for 12 hours straight whenever I tried
Nicholas wanted to comment on how they hadn't thought of it before but stopped himself, it was probably because they took the whole world being at threat of destruction a lot more seriously than he did... also because they had probably thought of it but were probably too caught up with more important things to stop and remember.
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Didn’t DaVinci specifically say during the breifing that it was destroyed beyond recognition or something?
"That's actually... plausible. I'll have to check back with you on that."
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Something definitely happened and I want to know more
Martha, the Saint of Tarascon, was dreamily staring off at the Sun, sitting gracefully on a tree she'd toppled by kicking it.
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
They’ve accepted him as just the idiot of the group that will always be doing something stupid.
"...You two realise you're implying he's like an an-..." Yu cut herself off with an enlightened expression, "You know what? That checks out."
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Bears are like big dogs that we just haven’t domesticated… yet
"How's that even possible?! That's a bear! A bear!"
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Probably a brown marsican bear, they live in the Apennine Mountains in italy
"Where the hell do you even find something like that?" Yu asked blandly, massaging her temple, "When did you even go off?"
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Incredible! Next you should teach it to drive!
The pale haired A-Team member had somehow, in the dozen or so minutes they'd been here, tracked down a sizable brown bear and was trying to make the animal jump.
Fate/Fisted
Anime & Comics · Bleap
Yep, episode one
"Um, I also know a bit about programming, mind showing some? Just the basics are alright" Peter said as he handed me the laptop.
Marvel: Tech System
Anime & Comics · Unknown_To_All
Thanks for the chapter, and good luck in your studies!
ch 42 Chapter Forty-Two
Star wars: I don't want to be a Jedi
Anime & Comics · Itsame_Mario
Yikes, not even the somewhat comfortable couch?
She screamed at Kanan and I just knew that he was going to sleep on the floor for a long while.
Star wars: I don't want to be a Jedi
Anime & Comics · Itsame_Mario
I like this, it shows that he has his grown into his own person, with his own life, beliefs, relationships, and goals. This is even more reason as to why he doesn’t want his parents back in his life, because he’s happy with the life he has now.
I felt a smile tugging at my lips.
Star wars: I don't want to be a Jedi
Anime & Comics · Itsame_Mario
I nodded and decided to ask Dina too, just in case. My thoughts wandered off to Dina for a moment, a smile tugging at my lips. The time we spent together was, nice, very nice indeed. Though, I didn't know if it would last...
Star wars: I don't want to be a Jedi
Anime & Comics · Itsame_Mario
'Tortured by women, huh? Well, I guess, that's a win for me. After all, I don't have that kink... However, I am still curious, do Amazon interrogators wear dominatrix suits when they do their jobs?' I curiously muttered in my mind.
DC: I am Bruce Wayne
Anime & Comics · God_Doom