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I just imagine a really hot Lich, like really scathing hot that steel will melt at the gaze of the ultimate rizzbones.
Who would be willing to turn themselves into a cold lich?
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
It's only a matter of time until he met a real druid. In this case, he will meet a love child between a necromancer and a tree hugger.
However, the risk was far lower than setting fire to the city!
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
At the basement entrance, Peggy said charmingly as she leaned against the wall.
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
Potentially a Matrix reference with red pill and blue pill
The Art of the Turtling Mage
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
Bones supremacy.
He could not help but praise, "Peggy, your cooking is amazing! Even among the living, you are second to none! As the saying goes in my hometown, the person who marries you is blessed."
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
No (Magical) lungs?
[Ability: Flattery/First Attack/Undead Dragon's Might/Dash/Sweep Tail...]
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
We all can gradually or instantly lose our nervousness. When the unknown or threat has shown itself as something that would not immediately hurt or scar us, we relax and gain courage. Just like when I have to put solid ingredients at a frying oil, as I gradually get the hang of carefully placing the solids and letting my hand get used to the heat and occasional splash, I started to not care that much for the oil... Or I am just rambling, and there is something lost in the translation lol
The skeletal dragon was nervous, but he wasn't.
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
He also boned Peggy throughout the afternoon. ;)
This series of steps had been memorized by Matthew in the past three years.
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
As the tree of life goes...The decompose in the soil feeds the plants,as does the plants that feeds the prey,as does the prey that feeds the predator,as does the predators compose feeds mother nature's children, her plants.
"As you can see, I am indeed a necromancer."
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
Necruid
"There's no man better than you in Rolling Stone Town!"
A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees
Games · The Key In 10 Years
We don't have enough manpower m'lord
If you have enjoyed reading this excavate a grand stone quarry in my name.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
I would beg for my life to his almighty majesty Rick to make my death quick and painless...
Scorch appears next to me without any of my input and sits down on my shoulder while chirping some kind of happy tune he learned somewhere, it is relaxing.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
I think we can replace it with bookworm or n'herd [Lore on what n'herd means]
I shake my head and go to respond but Bor interrupts me by tapping me on the back and laughing a bit "He ain't no greybeard old man, he is just a nerd that thought it might be cool to shout"
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Meritocratic Rascism... Preferable than normal racism and godsend to competitive racism.
Reyvin while still taking the offered warrior's handshake shakes his head "You'd do the same for me, there are no debts among comrades" and the Nords cheer once more with Reyvin wincing internally from his cringeworthy words.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Birb
My eye twitches "Just for that I am naming you Scorch" The damn bird has the gall to huff, or well the closest bird approximation to huffing, oddly he seems to not mind the name, he is just annoyed that I am being pissy.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
I find myself in a small park surrounded by concrete buildings, in front of me, on the branch of a tree there stands a large ash-colored hawk, immediately I get the impression it is not a simple bird as the tips of its feathers are constantly flickering with tiny flames. He, and somehow I am certain it is a he, is looking at me with what I feel is patience mixed with a childish curiosity.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
Reclaim thou birthright, Reyvin.
'Oh boy, ole' Bobby did say he would spice it up but I guess I underestimated just how spicy he meant! oh well, time to teach the mongrel dogs of Skyrim how they cannot be racist shits to a god... or well the descendant of one anyway, yes you heard it right I am indeed the grandson of big Daddy Dagoth the one and only god of the Dunmer, better not show myself before Azura's statue at all ever.
Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
Video Games · Rastislav
"No sir. Nothing important, it's just... he seemed familiar."
Marvel Mutant, I’m a Burning Martian!
Anime & Comics · EgyptianDio
It would've been a traumatizing experience for most girls, but as a shinobi, she was trained for everything already.
Naruto: The Blind Swordsman
Anime & Comics · VeganMaster
"Focus, Alex, focus! What's the last thing you remember?" he urged himself, delving into the chaotic sea of his fragmented memories. He remembered being called Alex, yet details of his personal history were shrouded in obscurity.
Marvel: The Foundation
Movies · Darkstar_crow