Badges 5
Moments 210
Someone needs a chat with Dr Phil or maybe an episode on the Jerry Springer show, I can't decide which.
"Run with those ideas, Kid." I pointed to the boy, "All sorts of things will let you down in life. You might one day wake up as a giant space lizard man a hundred and sixty years into the future, and everything and everyone you care about are gone. And you might use that giant space lizard man body to save the galaxy from massive robot cuttlefish, and you might think that you'll get your happily ever after, but no, you might discover your penis can fuck through the walls of the universe, and now you've lost it all again, except this time your penis brought your kick ass girlfriend along for the ride. And you might through the sweet magical science of your penis gain cannibal powers that cause you to eat the whomever you may have landed near upon arrival to this new universe, gaining their memories and adding their capabilities on top of your own. And maybe you build yourselves a new life in this new universe, only to discover that your smooth lizard cock has once again carved through the fabric of existence and deposited you somewhere else, and maybe it keeps doing it, over and over and every time you keep slipping more and more away from who you were but you're so far gone you can't take the time to care because doing so will crush you under the weight of everything you've lost, so you maybe just keep running forewords screaming about adventure and tiddies and other awesome things that keep the terrible dread of self reflection at bay. And maybe one day you'll be duking it out with a huge jacked Greek dude who hits you in the giant space lizard man head with a rock so hard your consciousness is flung across the omniverse to a place you have no idea about, and now you don't even have your girl anymore and it's just you. You and science. Keep hustling, Kid... I've had enough of this bank."
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
How rude, how uncivilized, how Savage to just bust through a wall like the Kool-Aid into a mans evil secret Fortress of Solitude. I don't think I've ever read about a Man more Macho.
"Oh yeah!" the blue armored man shouted as he hit a pose, "I've come to wreck this simulation on behalf of the World Wrestling Federation! Oh yeah!"
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
But everything changed when the fire nation attacked!
"But you did. Your son had an affinity to the Dark Side of the Force and your daughter to the Light Side. And their power flowed through you, as you three were connected together. For a time you lived together in peace and harmony.
The Immortal in Star Wars
Anime & Comics · DaoistRUH792
So, of all the Tinkers in Worm to choose from why Armsmaster?
ch 0 1 Enter Stage Right
Worm: The Lizard Daddy that Replaced Armsmaster
Book&Literature · JManM
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His wailing family huddled together in their yurt, and I responded, "Nothing is over."
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
Fuiyoh!
"Ho, Konoha!" I greeted the on guard Team 7 as I tossed my shrimp fried rice in my big wok, releasing big wok energy into the universe.
Son of Jiraiya and Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
Sounds legit.
As for my fully transitioned apprentice who tossed the final cuts of green onion into my wok to finish the fresh and aromatic dish, I'd really tried to foster the whole father son angle to our relationship with late night talks. I wanted to give the boy the life he deserves for being such a loyal guy. Maybe I put too much time into discussing feelings with the emotionally stunted kid because he ended up crying one night about how he wished he was a girl so he could bear my children then declared his love for me. Poof, bro turned into a hot chick.
Son of Jiraiya and Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
Uncle Roger, is that you?
"Ho, Konoha!" I greeted the on guard Team 7 as I tossed my shrimp fried rice in my big wok, releasing big wok energy into the universe.
Son of Jiraiya and Zabuza's Waifu Adventure
Anime & Comics · JManM
I'm feeling Dazed and Confused.
"Alright, alright, alright. Gather round young bucks." I teased the men despite Theo Wull, Mark Ryswell, and William Dustin all being a few years older than me, "I'm killing Dayne myself. If any of you ruin this for me, I won't carry your bones back home once he gets done with you."
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
It read like Jorah performed a great act of necromancy to summon the ghost of an irate Caesar to berate the House of Lannister for their shameful acts, well done!
"What a glorious day for House Lannister. Ran down a bunch of Dornishmen already throwing down their arms in surrender, sacked a city you didn't even need to fight to get inside of, stabbed a king in the back, and murdered a sickly woman and her small children. Glory, glory, glory! Ah, shit, I think I'm getting my Southron speak backwards… I do that sometimes. SHAME!" the sudden shift from musing to roaring startled some of the fine genteel men assembled before me, "Shame on your heads! Shame on your house! Shame on your fucking dogs and cats! Shameful deeds committed by shameless men. You dare to sit out this war and show up in the final hour to attack the exhausted and the helpless like these people were your enemies. Cowards have no enemies! Only victims, like the woman and children murdered and paraded, like we brave men are supposed to be grateful for their undoing! Like we were afraid of them! Thank all your gods that it iss not I who will plant his ass in that eyesore of an ass-sore inflicting chair. I would have you flogged until we whipped the cowardice out of you, and then; by the gods, I would have you flogged again. Shame on you, you wretched fucking animals! Shame."
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
"He was a Consul of Rome!"
"What a glorious day for House Lannister. Ran down a bunch of Dornishmen already throwing down their arms in surrender, sacked a city you didn't even need to fight to get inside of, stabbed a king in the back, and murdered a sickly woman and her small children. Glory, glory, glory! Ah, shit, I think I'm getting my Southron speak backwards… I do that sometimes. SHAME!" the sudden shift from musing to roaring startled some of the fine genteel men assembled before me, "Shame on your heads! Shame on your house! Shame on your fucking dogs and cats! Shameful deeds committed by shameless men. You dare to sit out this war and show up in the final hour to attack the exhausted and the helpless like these people were your enemies. Cowards have no enemies! Only victims, like the woman and children murdered and paraded, like we brave men are supposed to be grateful for their undoing! Like we were afraid of them! Thank all your gods that it iss not I who will plant his ass in that eyesore of an ass-sore inflicting chair. I would have you flogged until we whipped the cowardice out of you, and then; by the gods, I would have you flogged again. Shame on you, you wretched fucking animals! Shame."
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
You're getting three, count 'em, 1, 2, 3 power stones for this chapter because polar bear cavalry is something I never knew I needed before. As an aside, Jorah should totally pester Bobby B after the rebellion is over to formally knight Ser Fluffles.
I smiled wide enough to see teeth beneath my burly mustache and nodded down to him, "After all… I got to ride on a giant bear."
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
A sentence all men should hear at least once in their lives.
"Away sluts! Away!" she shouted as she yanked her kin off me.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
George should just throw his hands up in frustration and hire you to finish Winds of Winter because this chapter was Glorious.
In the future when these people feel the great sorrow, despair, and misery this world so readily hands out, when all is regret and pain, when they know it will never change and hate themselves for it, I want them to think back on this tournament, and the Whents, and know deep in their hearts… It can always be worse.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
I didn't like the last sentence particularly the ending and it really stuck out to me. Perhaps substitute "your true threat size" with "the danger you posed?"
"Your ambition blinds you, Aizen. As long as we stand, Soul Society will endure. And I will be the one to personally atone for my mistakes of not realizing your true threat size sooner."
Arrancar Ascension: Apex Predator of Hueco Mundo
Anime & Comics · Hanma_Jack
It's like reading about a teenaged Gomez and Morticia Addams.
"I like this one, my love." He blushed, but this was one was a calculated move…one that was remarkably easy to perform, as he only had to allow it, but calculated it was nonetheless.
HP: Eagle Soars
Book&Literature · SHEOGORATH
Still too few
I intended to take a new salt wife with each great raid, and by the time of the War of Five Kings, the Mormonts would outnumber the Freys. We shall pass over them as a raging tidal wave, and wash away all their iniquity with blood and steel. It will be biblical.
Game of Thrones: Path of the Hungry Bear
Book&Literature · JManM
Let's agree to disagree.
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One Piece: The Unreal Adventure
Anime & Comics · Fallen_Crown
+2
Author Chooses - I do what I think would be the most interesting for the story.
Highschool DxD: Dragon's Ascent
Anime & Comics · Bronz_Deck