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This is in China, they don’t f with that lgbt bs. So that would never happen.
"It's 2024, we can't be so sure... so answer the questions, Mister, hehe." "Male."
I alone am the Honoured One!
Eastern · Akkuzz_69
I’m pretty sure the theory was only that Tarzan is the most brother of Anna and Elsa. As for Rapanzel, they’re actually cousins.
"I'm sorry, what was that? Arendelle?" Leo's eyes widened in surprise when he heard a familiar word.
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
Bruh Rapanzel ain’t Elsa and Anna’s sister 💀 .
"I'm sorry, what was that? Arendelle?" Leo's eyes widened in surprise when he heard a familiar word.
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
"Tigress is a really bad cook. We have this schedule that decides when and who is gonna cook for the whole day and today is Tigress's turn, please don't make me eat her food again. I don't even want to call it food." Looking at Monkey's face who looks like he's been through the Vietnam war, don't know whether to laugh or sympathize.
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
Nah dawg 🤣
'His day isn't complete if he doesn't eat one? Isn't that the same as drugs? Holy shit, is Master Oogway a druggie?'
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
Bro it’s contact lenses 💀 . Nothing special.
• Common - Sharingan Contact lens.
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
FAX !
'Well at least it is useful somehow, imagine if I got a can of Pepsi. Coke would've been better than that.'
Mark of the Multiversal Pretender
Movies · SlimeSage
"That is all that can be asked of you." She nodded. "You have the talent and work ethic to succeed in any trial that may stand in your way. You know that… and so do I."
Raiden's Storm (ASOIAF)
Video Games · SovereignOfHeaven
"I'm a special boy, haven't you heard?"
Raiden's Storm (ASOIAF)
Video Games · SovereignOfHeaven
You are my sunshine
One type of gift I wish I had? Physical gifts. Ever since I was like twelve, I've wanted to be an NBA star. The gigantic height, the unreal athleticism, the insane memorisation ability some of those guys have… I would have wanted to dominate like my favourite player, Lebron James. I never had any of that except maybe the work ethic.
Raiden's Storm (ASOIAF)
Video Games · SovereignOfHeaven
Nah this cringe man 😭
"Suck another dog with that bone, we're related to Rick, the most chaotic person ever, and you're his daughter, come on tell me what you did as a teenager." I said while helping her cook and still giving her a playful push.
I am Morty Sanchez
Anime & Comics · Try_hard