aren't newborn babies wrinkly tho?
He realized that the stink came from the black ooze that coated his body. He ran into the bathroom and gave himself a thorough shower. After the ooze was washed away, his skin was as fair and smooth as a newborn baby.
Urban · Watermelonian
??? what does this have to do with traitors?
Director Fu was embarrassed. It had been a long time since anyone dared to speak to him in such a derogatory tone. No wonder the Japanese and Chinese traitors incurred the most hatred and enmity during the war.
Urban · Black Ursa Prime
true. and for being alive. and for existing at all. 😂
After that was the last class for the day, which is Potions. We were having a lesson with Hufflepuffs, and I felt pity for them. Professor Snape repeatedly admonished them even for their smaller mistakes. While Professor Snape became less nice to me compared to when we went to Diagon Alley, he's quite tolerant of me. Maybe because I proved to be competent in potions and not sorted in the Gryffindorks. My other housemates were not as lucky as me though. Even I can't help them since Snape seems to have eyes on the back of his head. Punishing anyone who dares to help the 'dunderheads'.
Fantasy · MapleLeaves
I won't kill a single fly... but give me a dragon, and I'll punch it to a pulp! 😂
"DIE, you beast! Die!" Neoma screamed while punching the shadow dragon in the face. "I won't stop hitting you until you give up!"
Fantasy · sola_cola
didn't he take point from Harry for NOT helping though?
After that was the last class for the day, which is Potions. We were having a lesson with Hufflepuffs, and I felt pity for them. Professor Snape repeatedly admonished them even for their smaller mistakes. While Professor Snape became less nice to me compared to when we went to Diagon Alley, he's quite tolerant of me. Maybe because I proved to be competent in potions and not sorted in the Gryffindorks. My other housemates were not as lucky as me though. Even I can't help them since Snape seems to have eyes on the back of his head. Punishing anyone who dares to help the 'dunderheads'.
Fantasy · MapleLeaves
did someone say cookies? make 'em blue and I'll join! - a certain seaweed brain
Now that the boy has entered Hogwarts, the whole world will focus on him. I will be sure to guide him so he doesn't make the same mistakes his grandfather made. He must not be tempted to go to the dark side. For now, I'll let him enjoy the joys of being a child. he's not yet ready to face the harshness of the world.
Fantasy · MapleLeaves
nice hobbit insert there
Holding the phone like a baby, Spiderman excitedly replied "Oooohhhh!!! My precious!!!".
Others · godfreyngsze
did the wizard happen to be dumbledore? I mean, he's the only one that has a long enough beard... right?
On the Christmas day itself I was awoken by Roger violently shaking me up. "What's wrong with you? Better have a good excuse or I know some nasty jinxes." Roger "Wake up already it's Christmas, you need some holiday spirit in you." Contemplating whether I should get up or not and going through my mind searching for jinxes to hit him with. He drags me towards the presents neatly wrapped up and arranged for us. I wonder whether santa was some wizard using the floo that got seen by the muggles.
Rebirth in harry potter: A story about magic
Book&Literature · had3es