You’re*
Bro boutta do a toemain expansion
Her feet were at my groin. Using her toes, she unzipped my pants and pulled my garments away and lo and behold, my penis was out in all of its glory.
Anime & Comics · manny0101
I sacrifice my appendix
'' Sacrifice ... my left eye ~ ''
Anime & Comics · Biggubosu
Lets meet in the middle with brown
Looking at the small face look at him with confusion, Kei extended his hand and rubbed her blue hair affectionately, slowly reaching lower to her cheeks as he used his thumb to touch her lips.
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
-it’s how I met your mother
"Shinobi is not a profession."
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
Dumbledore dies
----->Armored Form(A tank at 100mph)
Anime & Comics · Angelo_Mercer
Can’t have knees in Detroit
Arms, legs, knee caps, all fell down the mountains leaving bloody trails of hot soon to be cold corpses.
Anime & Comics · Kamery_Driver_1580
+1
1 - The Son Of Snakes (Greek Harem)
Fantasy · UnknownFate25
I get the whole responsibility thing but shouldn’t she at least help him awaken?
People at the school only knew that Leo had a relative who was a powerful and high-ranking Awakened in the army, but as they always saw him taking the bus to go to school, everyone thought she hadn't been such a powerful Awakened. But Leo knew that his sister was a Gold Awakened, and not just a Gold 1 Star, but a Gold 3 Star, with a rank of First Lieutenant - a person with such a title that many in this town had never even seen once in their lives. The only reason Leo didn't have money and live a luxurious life like the relatives of many other Gold Awakened was because that was a request from his sister: for him to learn responsibility and not become an arrogant young man like these kids he was seeing now in front of him.
Fantasy · NunuXD
Both equally impressive
godhood and cooking?
Anime & Comics · draculemorningstar
They banned anime at the orphanage after someone put on high school dxd. This actually made mc more interested in “anime”
Okino Shuji was in his room watching a youtube video of Itachi Uchiha's most badass moments like he does most days. He had black hair and black eyes. His face wasn't anything to look at and could be described as mediocre. His parents died when he was 6 so he never had parents but luckily growing up in the orphanage wasn't bad because it's where he found anime. In the orphanage they would often play anime and he would always watch. This was something that had carried with him when he grew older. He had seen all sorts of anime including Naruto, One Piece, Tokyo Ghoul, and many others. When he turned 19 he got his own apartment after just recently breaking up with his girlfriend. Life was tough but recently he's been turning it around and is starting to go forward. Unfortunately at this point in time, he spilled his drink electrocuting him and clearing his browser history while watching the video.
Anime & Comics · WildPolarBear
Wait I thought orochimaru for a second
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Anime & Comics · SamiOyakodonLover
Dang
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Anime & Comics · SamiOyakodonLover
Black hue?
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Fantasy · SocialHippo
Wrong
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Fantasy · Lord_Sadness
I completely forgot about that 💀
"Secret." She smirked. She linked her free hand with mine. "I love you."
Fantasy · UnknownFate25
My brain trembles
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
Fantasy · UnknownFate25
He blindfolded himself
'If you didn't look like kate I would have pounced on you, but my little brother just can't get turned on by you' he thought, since even if claudine did all those erotic things to him like licking his finger, and sucking his neck. He couldn't get aroused for some reason....
Anime & Comics · Binirubukuro
He actually had 10 tails but one of them was in the front
It was then in the Konohagakure every Hyuga clan sneezed from feeling someone talking about their most prized ability. Meanwhile, Ryuu couldn't help but agree, wondering if Hinata saw Naruto's naked body when she was younger.
Anime & Comics · Try_hard
What was the knight was stealthily doing?
Killian covered his body with a blanket while lying on the bedsheet on the grassy ground. Killian had very strong senses, and because of them, he could see the movements of every person in the campfires. So, he immediately noticed the movement of a knight stealthily coming on him. Sneaking through shadows and trees.
Zero: From Hero's Sidekick To The World's Strongest
Fantasy · Aniki_