I'm actually a little awed by the number of likes on some of these.
Ahem! Don't look at me with those eyes filled with ridicule and contempt, for I am sure that you, yes you! The one reading this right now is the same. Both of us are virgins!
Fantasy · Elyon
he should be much more than 300lbs at this rate of consgumption...Either he has an amazing metabolism, or he does a LOT of exercise.
"Yeah uncle. 30 tacos and two large Pepsi cokes. Also, bring me some bbq sauce, fries, and spicy chicken wings."
Fantasy · Olympu
True, but you'd think they'd at least retract the mark for his reasoning?
[The constellations of the absolute good system have withdrawn the mark of 'evil' from you.]
Urban · 싱숑
Because as he is in the body of a 17 year old boy, he also has the neuro-chemistry of one. this causing him to act in similar ways to one?
Wang Teng looked at Lin Chuhan's back view as she ran further and further away. His expression was a little awkward. Did he do something wrong?
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
Star Wars. come on.
Star beasts were animals that had mutated due to the influence of the Force. Since the Force was born from the universe and the stars, these beasts were named star beasts.
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
Collect The Wool...
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
A yellow sports car zoomed along the streets in the night, its loud engine catching the attention of many passers-by. Most of the cars today used the Force as their source of energy. Fuel had long been eliminated. The Force was more environmentally friendly and cheaper.
Eastern · Don't Enter The Jianghu
Thirteenth...Unlucky.
"Not only that, one would also need to have the ability to proliferate their bloodline, enhancing the strength of Spiritii as a whole," he continued. "Fortunately, your current species has the ability to do that, allowing you to become the thirteenth Spiriveritas."
Fantasy · TrueDawn
Fair, but the stock market is notoriously not reliable in the short term, so...That only makes sense.
[Thanks Isaac] I told him, [you really pulled my portfolio out of the bear market.]
Fantasy · RinoZ
Excuse me sir- Yeah, are you the author to Chrysalis? -Yeah? -Okay? -You see I'd like to sell my soul to you. -What do you mean what would you do with my soul?! If nothing else you could sacrifice it to a demon or something to make your writing even better?! -...Yeah who am I kidding, not even the most powerful being in the universe could make your masterpiece any better.
Something stopped us
Fantasy · RinoZ
Allow me to finish Leeroy's sentence: "And repeating training will be a more thorough end to my life than Dying!"
"No, Eldest! I treasure my life, and so do all my followers!"
Fantasy · RinoZ
You thought it was epic of bee, but it was me, Tenshura!
Predator
Fantasy · Magic_
Hippie goblins making love not war.
"Yeah, like us, they would prefer just to love, but they like to do it a lot, and everywhere. The Trolls don't really like watching all the time, but at the same time, they aren't doing anything wrong to the trolls, so they can't find a reason to hurt them. So, now they are just moving closer to the SugaBee's," Miasma explained to me.
Fantasy · Magic_
I suppose. I was operating on the assumption that the storage space was limited and that doing such a thing would either take up to much space or just flat outbe impossible.
Furthermore, he bought a large mana-operated freezer which could hold a bunch of carcasses.
Urban · HideousGrain
Pikachu, counter with thunderbolt!
"Eyah." (Mama Ella, use Steel Armament.)
Reincarnated With The Strongest System
Fantasy · Elyon