Badges 4
Moments 20
death flag?
"Next time I go home, I'm marrying her."
Harry Potter and the Serpent
Book&Literature · Tyler_Karp
imagine an enemy just holds his mouth closed until he is forced to swallow
Which sounded a bit useless to me and made me afraid I would poison myself by swallowing my own spit. Arachne had laughed and told me that I was immune for my own poison.
Percy Jackson : Rewind Time
Book&Literature · Moonhorse
to be accurate, it's a fission bomb
"Is there a nuclear bomb in the New York Sunscraper?"
Reincarnated as Apollo! Twice!
Book&Literature · George_Bush_2910
Heresy
Chocolate > Red Bean Paste.
Reincarnated as Apollo! Twice!
Book&Literature · George_Bush_2910
common sense
Ravage shrugged and leant down, a tendril sharpened and with a single stroke, she took Harry's head from his shoulders. "What? You watch movies right, the bad guy makes a dramatic resurrection once good guys backs are turned." Poison just shook her head again and headed back to the others.
Marvel: House of venom
Movies · Mallison
Young Master vibes
"Transcending Divinity: The Path to Primordial."
Percy Jackson : The Bright One
Book&Literature · Lucien_Morningstar
job security people, take notes.
"I perish at the thought of you sending me on such a long vacation master Matt, however I am afraid you would starve within 2 weeks and it would take the 'Master Detective' longer than that to find the vehicle key's to more than the Devilmobile in order to visit a restaurant. The placement of your birth certificate and social security card still eludes you as well I assume." Alfred.
Amalgam Universe Beast Boy
Anime & Comics · Malamber
That's still not good enough for asian parents.
I was the most powerful cultivator in my world. The God Cultivator, and Conqueror of Demons, I had cultivated powerful cultivation techniques for countless years. I was on the verge of immortality my final Dao. Until the final Grand War happened in my Sect. called the Sky Dragon Sect. my bloodline was still unknown at this time, but I was easily able to control all types of fire with my cultivation techniques one of my most powerful fire moves was the Annihilation Flames. Flames that were so powerful that they could burn and melt anything, hotter than lava and almost as hot as the sun! I was at the peak of cultivation, but the war raged on for countless years.
The Dark Avatar
Anime & Comics · GhostyZ
I would be down for just the headpats
"So... wanna join my Familia? We have cookies and I will give you head pats?" I offered goofily as Haruhime gingerly touched her pale neck that had obviously been covered by the collar and had changed the color of her skin like when people wear a caste on a leg or arm for a couple of months.
Terrarian in the Dungeon
Anime & Comics · Azazyel
Finally, some common sense
I took one view of the battle that was shattering buildings with all those high-level adventures and shook my head. "Nope fuck that," I said primly as I spun on my heel and kept on my way towards the right side of the red light district in search of my fox girl.
Terrarian in the Dungeon
Anime & Comics · Azazyel
uncomprehensible to people who do not know background info. little to no character development of internal crises.
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gulf
"Alpha Foxtrot Yankee Romeo Zulu November Gold Kilo Bravo Victor Victor 129705960." David replied.
MHA: New Order
Anime & Comics · xLucqs
gulf
"Alpha Foxtrot Yankee Romeo Zulu November Gold Kilo Bravo Victor Victor 129705960." David replied.
MHA: New Order
Anime & Comics · xLucqs
add infinite minions mod
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Terrarian in the Dungeon
Anime & Comics · Azazyel
ivy and harley
[ Extra: If you figure out who the blonde girl and redhead with glasses is I will give you some coffee]
Spiderman Evolution
Anime & Comics · GhostyXXX
lenfolds are like dementors, they cannot be killed, they are amortal
The third continued to float around him, seemingly looking for an opening to exploit, but before it could do so, the screaming ceased as the first two lethifolds died.
Harry Potter and the Serpent
Book&Literature · Tyler_Karp