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Dude, it's a joke. Besides things today, they are getting harder and harder to understand regardless of what or who it is.
Woman are strange creatures indeed.
In MHA With Madara’s powers
Anime & Comics · MyStomachHurts
It's supposed to be the Jurassic park theme song. Because he's looking at the big new world. I might have gotten the notes wrong.
Not taking any risk of getting jumped by a random monster I tossed a stone down the hole. After a few seconds of silence, I slithered down the hole. To my surprise, it was quite wide and was 50 meters long. The whole tunnel looked man-made and was out of stone. Seeing a light at the end of the tunnel I unconsciously speed up. I soon reached the opening but had to shield my eyes from the bright light. Peeking my head through I saw another forest, but this one had more fauna and the air was ever so slightly moister than the first and second floor. I could even hear birds chirping and some monsters in the distance roaring.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Don't mess with our Yaoi!! We will get you.
The power of women who ship men together was truly frightening…
No Villain? No Problem! (BL)
Eastern · Xyerose
Yeah thats true.
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Lord Frieza incarnate in Gensokyo
Anime & Comics · Ridoux_Studio
That is only an possibility when Aunt Flo comes around. Also rude.
Woman are strange creatures indeed.
In MHA With Madara’s powers
Anime & Comics · MyStomachHurts
Good story so far hope there's more. Question what universe is this taking place? G1, Prime, Armada, Michael Bay?
ch 0 8 On The Road Again...
Transformers Evolution
Sci-fi · DaoistXzVSxK
😑😑😑
'It surely is just a coincidence, right?'
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Do Do Do Do DoDoDoo DoDo Do Doooo Do Do Do Do
Not taking any risk of getting jumped by a random monster I tossed a stone down the hole. After a few seconds of silence, I slithered down the hole. To my surprise, it was quite wide and was 50 meters long. The whole tunnel looked man-made and was out of stone. Seeing a light at the end of the tunnel I unconsciously speed up. I soon reached the opening but had to shield my eyes from the bright light. Peeking my head through I saw another forest, but this one had more fauna and the air was ever so slightly moister than the first and second floor. I could even hear birds chirping and some monsters in the distance roaring.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Still waiting. If you want to live yes, yes you should be.
The bear now looked even worse than before, with now a skinned body and big chunks of flesh missing. I grimaced but didn´t feel any disgust at the sight. 'Maybe I am already getting used to the sight of gore and mutilated monsters... is that a good thing?'
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
It's coming I can feel it.
Imagining a giant 10-meter long bear swinging its paws a shiver ran down my back. Now that the bear was dead Sahra walked towards the bear and plunged her dagger into its side. Seeing Sahra digging into the flesh I slightly grimaced at. Carving out a good chunk of meat out she pushed both of her arms inside the bear before pulling out a massive red monster core. It was 4 times the size of the purple one that I found inside the Nagirus infested temple on the first floor.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Wait "young?" There's going to be a momma around the corner isn't there. 😑
[You have slain a young inferno bear!]
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
....... Well...... That happened!
[You teased death gaining 3 intelligence!]
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
That... was... I don't.... I can't!
Thinking that she was about to take a bite out of me I hissed at her and tried to push her away from me with my tail. Waiting for the pain to come I looked away, but the pain never came and I only got licked and nibbled on. Widening my eyes I felt a slimy feeling brush my scales, sending shivers down my spine. Trying to squirm free I hissed at her, but with her, on top of me pinning me down, I helplessly waited. After a few seconds, she let me go and sat up, a string of saliva snapped apart as she licked her lips.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
The Holy Egg has told you to stop this blasphemous behavior!!
Continuing to lick her shoulder I opened my mouth with my fangs bared. But before I could bite down a wave of happiness rushed through my head.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
No!! Bad Snake puppy! Bad! We don't eat friends!
Flicking my tongue it accidentally touched Sahra´s shoulder. As the sand slightly pealed of I could taste her bare skin. Tasting fresh meat I fell into a trance as I continued to lick her smooth shoulder. 'Just a little bit more, she wouldn´t mind it right?'
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
I forgive you Egg-chan!!
As if knowing what I was thinking about Sahra let out another sigh and waved towards me to get the egg already.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Egg how could you!!!? I loved you!! I believed in you😭! I feel so betrayed!
Getting angry at it messing with our heads I channeled mana into my tail and slammed down on the egg with full force. The ground cracked as a layer of poison coated the ground.
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
Holy Egg-Sama is actually evil? No you lie!! Holy Egg-Sama would never do that!!! Just look at it's orange goop... it's just... so.......
My eyes widen as I realized, 'that egg just hypnotized or somehow manipulated us so that we protect it...'
Reincarnated as a snake?
Fantasy · Man_of_culture
I suppose that's fair.
Woman are strange creatures indeed.
In MHA With Madara’s powers
Anime & Comics · MyStomachHurts