i don't find it funny, sorry😭
"Pfft, can't hold it in anymore, I'm gonna laugh!"
Urban · Some Dog
sir, ur sick
"I have an eternally erected dick. Wanna see?"
LGBT+ · Pinkyprincess
it's a freaking D guys!
"The skin must not have any deformities…"
LGBT+ · latteectrie
ahas ka nga talaga
Ahaz used the robot's extremely high-resolution electronic eyes to sweep over the teenager's milky white skin. When he saw a splash of bright red in Shen Mingye's slightly open mouth, he finally couldn't help but turn his face away.
LGBT+ · Lucia_Daniels
I remembered Shao Qi's first arc. “Cruise will die.” And it is so satisfying... Btw the title is the Heroic Death System
Qing Yun proudly raised his chin, his eyes seemed to burn with a fierce flame: "The Federation will not be defeated!"
LGBT+ · Lucia_Daniels
Professor Chen who is studying as sophomore
"Professor Chen???"
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
I'm curious. What's the difference between the thesis of others and the thesis of medical students? I mean, are there any parts that they and theirs don't share similarities?
Refocusing on his thesis, Chen Gong began to write.
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
😭😭😭😭😭 bro, ur messing the mood
"If you don't sleep, I guess your partner will either remarry, become a widow, or your children will take someone else's surname."
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
Mentally and Physically.
As for women, they would only weaken his kidneys.
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
huh?
Chen Gong, however, felt perfectly justified, after all, he had two girlfriends, and at the moment they were helping him write his paper.
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
how do you like your frogs chopped? ah, autopsy type.
Once he completes the system tasks in a few days, he would volunteer at Liang's place for a couple of days. Money didn't matter; the important thing was... he had to make sure that the task of killing the frogs was assigned to him.
Urban · Holding an inch ruler
just say that his dragon jade needs a hand.
Yin You let go of his hand a little upset. His body had already reacted. The arrow was on the string and he had to fire it.
LGBT+ · latteectrie
This jerk uses a sword, and I hope that Arche's Father is not like this jerk.
He opened the glass window to find that it was his father. He was practicing his spear arts with all the powers that his gallant figure holds.
Fantasy · SenorSleep
tf wrong with his brain?
"To become the class monitor, without mistake it is the first person who promotes to Rank one middle stage first! That means when brother see me in future, he would have to bow and automatically greet me. Hold up, where is brother?" Gu Yue Fang Zheng subconsciously looked back, but Fang Yuan's seat was empty.
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
gender equality.
The martial arts instructor stood up, his breathing calm and long as always. He explained to the students, "When facing a huge and tall enemy in close combat, do not be afraid. Ruining the opponent's center of gravity is a type of sensible tactic to pin down your enemy. Just like how I did it earlier, you must hug the opponent's waist, control his hips and then push forward with your strength. After that you take the opportunity and get on his body and fiercely punch at your enemy. Those with no defensive capabilities will instantly collapse."
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
uhm, actually.... gu is a worm
In theory a Gu Master can refine an unlimited amount of Gu. As long as you can refine it, whether ten, a hundred or a thousand worms is possible. You can refine as many Gu as you wish to.
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
because it's expensive and needs a lot of attention.
Raising a Gu is like raising a mistress
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
The difference between natural hardworking and natural self-centered
The truth was so much different from his imagination; right now he just could not understand what had just happened. In Fang Zheng's heart, there were several illusions of his adversaries. Among them, the ones that brought the most threat were two—Gue Yue Mo Bei, and Gu Yue Chi Lian.
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
The green copper colour on the surface of the Liquor worm rapidly expanded. In a few winks, the once pearl-white Liquor worm was fully dyed green.
Eastern · Gu Zhen Ren
Please don't let Big bro die...
An indescribable atmosphere spread in the kitchen, making people feel creepy for no reason.
QT: The Rescue Of The Miserable Bigshots
LGBT+ · latteectrie