I imagine it was a naked bear grills
"My goodness. How I wish to have a cup of coffee, fried egg, sausage, and toast right now," The former captain lamented, "But given our current situation, we can't ask for too much, can we? Too bad the coconuts are giving us too little calories. One of those green ones can only provide 200 calories worth of energy. Even if don't exercise, we'll be burning at least 2,000 calories a day. Also, we need to expand our menu in order to obtain a richer source of nutrients. Well, since we're by the sea, I think we can take advantage of that."
Sci-fi · Little Bleary Zhao
...
I bet his underwear also has a half-moon! Or is that only when he gets erect….
Fantasy · Zombie
oof
Thus, he did not notice a 100-yuan bill lying quietly on the ground…
Eastern · King of Torch
good chap
ch 73 The Master Necromancer - Vol 1 - Chapter 74
Fantasy · Krizantem
going back to school forcefully
Before John could soak up the scenery anymore, Dixie interrupted and said, "Ok... So look, I know you think all this is the most majestic thing you've seen throughout your 80 years of life, but I have somethings to explain and show you before we get started on the end of the world plan we haven't started on yet. So go ahead... open your menu so we can get the class started."
Games · ThatFroggyBastard
drugs
He was starting to feel like he was back in the clouds again, and he was feeling so good that he can't imagine one thing that makes him feel so good in his old life on earth
Fantasy · Krizantem
oh no the Skylander flashbacks are coming
"Ma-Master Eon" It was his newest disciple, Shia. She still stuttered when speaking his name as she couldn't get used to him being her teacher.
Fantasy · Pwnzer
if you don't I'll steal you knee caps
it's less dum than it sounds I'll accept it
Fantasy · sleepy_winter
yandere Dev would like to know your location
He avoided her, but it didn't make her feel disappointed. Instead, she grabbed his pillow as she smiled. "Fufu, Kai's scent. Today, Kai will go to school with me… Ah, this is the best day ever."
Sci-fi · Fixten
;-;
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Fantasy · DonnEll
my pdst
"Hey. It seems like you're finally awake." a familiar voice came from in front of him.
Fantasy · Drip
so basically it's using our own electricity that circulating in our body to charge the sun glasses
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Games · Demonic_angel
short horn go brr
Short Horn Star shot out a blazing flame and sped up rapidly.
Games · Qi Peijia
bonk
I ran towards Yoo Jonghyuk and hit him in the back of the head.
Urban · 싱숑
hmmmm
Inverse System
Fantasy · Wizzez