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Just imagine the confusion that statement would bring to that poor sergeant. For example his mind is probably just the gif right now
"Do you know how to pick up girls?"
Fantasy Assassin in a modern world
Fantasy · lynerparel
My thinking of her is that she's a non-pedo Hisoka...
'I can't wait for our next meeting.' She gripped her sword while rubbing it on her crotch as she got excited just thinking about her next battle with Fade.
Fantasy Assassin in a modern world
Fantasy · lynerparel
How did you find that out...
But the more epic ability of the raven is that I can place objects in the ravens mouths. It seems like they have a Kamui dimension down their throat and if I wish for it, they just spill the object out.
With The Sharingan In The MCU
Movies · RetMod
Even though this is completely normal line. I take way too much amusement in it.
Mina sighs, "Japanese please?"
MHA: Bungee Gum
Anime & Comics · Chopstiksman
My brain's first thought was doing this as soon as I read Ara Ara... (It is a reflex I'm not mad)
He was quite cute as certain aunties would put it. (Ara~Ara~)
One Piece: Path to Power
Anime & Comics · Paradox_
I don't like harem but if you do it 2 the maximum if others want it :P
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[REWORK IN PROGRESS] A Swordsman Path - Hunter X Hunter
Anime & Comics · ApexCreator
If you train them all they're in the womb do you have to electrocute the mother's stomach or just feed the mother a lot of poison into her so the baby gets some... Because my brain just went Attach metal clamps on stomach and send electric current...
But I don't plan to kill my caretaker, after all I am not sure of the situation and could possibly use it to my advantage. There are a lot of child soldiers and assassins that come out of meteor city. And I definitely need some training, I literally have zero martial training from my first life… I don't even know how to train my body efficiently. That is why I don't train my two year old body at all, even due to being in a world where the Zoldyc train their babies even while they are in the womb. But I am afraid of doing something wrong and injuring my premature body that might limit my future potential. I can't play games like this… I need to wait for the right moment.
Hunter X Hunter: Grounded
Anime & Comics · HolyJoker
He could go to Dawn island and meet Luffy and Ace, but he really didn't want to have to deal with a teenaged rubber idiot that had the mental capacity of a toddler, and a brooding little bitch that couldn't get over his daddy issues. There was still a year and 3 months before Ace would set out to become a pirate, Luffy still having a little over 4 years before he set out. He did like their characters in the series, but actually thinking about it they were fucked up. Other than the Alabasta arc, Ace wasn't good for anything. He got his ass handed to him by Blackbeard, got arrested, caused a war, got his adoptive father, Whitebeard killed, along with lots of his so called family, and then got killed by the very element he controls. Luffy on the other hand... He's just an idiotic little stubborn bastard who would let all of his friends die just so he could either eat food, or see something cool. 'Coral town here I come!!' Jack thought with a smirk.
One Piece Bounty Wars
Anime & Comics · GrimsReaper
[Punishment: -5 cm of little brother.]
MHA: Boku no Quirk is Random
Anime & Comics · Gstttryjbogssgf
'I'll fucking shoot his leg the next time we meet!'
MARVEL: Killswitch's Origin
Movies · NightHowl
PFFFfffff~!! And here I thought it was the premeditative murder!
One prisoner gasps. "I used to be a lawyer! Technical murder is the worst kind of murder!"
Don't Be An Impel Down-er (One Piece SI)
Others · Lagran
My Brain: Swordplay... Foreplay, Wordplay
Zitsu wasn't able to improve his swordplay either, so he focused on keeping the sensory technique activated.
Elder Scrolls: Naruto
Others · Myumara
Darn, I just got out my pitchfork and torch
[Authors Note: Yesterday's comments turned it a grand orgy of arguments. I may not have properly explained what I meant by the word harem before, I never intended for a pokemon collection, ever. Even if it would go down the harem route, which is not certain, it's like 2-3 max. So everyone can put down your pitchforks and petrol bombs before you start another war.
Reborn as Saitama in MHA
Anime & Comics · Suploly
What type of evil monster takes away candy!!!
Past noon, the Daimyo's carriage and his soldiers arrived. Everyone introduced themselves to the Daimyo. As third Hokage predicted, Daimyo was happy to see Hinoki. It seemed Hinoki had done Daimyo and his father some favour when he was small. He invited Hinoki into his carriage and he accepted. Both of them were having fun, chatting about old times in the carriage while the others walked outside. They camped in groups during the nights, Jun easily creating a large comfortable tent with grasses woven together in heaps to form a comfortable place to sleep. They had no problem so far apart from the occasional bandit group that decided to test their luck, but were easily decimated by Team 2 and the Daimyo's soldier's efforts. Since they had free time, Jun and Nazuna would often spend it practicing their sealing arts and chakra control training. Jun would meditate when everyone slept instead and often kept watch at nights since he didn't sleep. Over time, Itachi, Tenma, and Inari grew familiar with them seeing their friendly nature. Jun gifted the three of them Storage scrolls with capacity big enough as much as a large academy hall. As Inari and Tenma thanked them, overwhelmed by their gift, Minazuki watched from the side with a cramped expression. He hated over-talented children who surpassed him easily. Jun's prowess often irked him as he could see that the boy was as talented as Itachi if not more. Although it put him in a bad mood, he couldn't show it openly a he knew Hokage considered this group of three very important, else he won't have sent them as a backup for such a high profile entity as the Daimyo of Fire kingdom. He suppressed his irritation at the fact that his team was getting expensive sealing scrolls and various seal tags like candies and decided to ignore everything that happened. 'I will find a way later to somehow confiscate a few from them later.' He thought in a huff as he stalked off.
Born as a Sage in Naruto World
Anime & Comics · NiksElDrago
he he he he he balls
''Trial of swamp, trial of iron, trial of string and trial of balls.'' Luffy read loudly each one of them
De Luna
Anime & Comics · emmalmanny
F*** I'M DIEING *wheezing noises*
"𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗘!" The pirate said without thinking too much, not remembering the part of the tree.
One Piece: An Adventure to Paint
Anime & Comics · SperedNovel
"THIS IS Sanji-san~!"
Rokushiki from the marines, I trained every skill of it except for Shigan (Finger Gun) because I modified it to suit my leg, I call it Leg Gun but it is very similar to a spartan kick.
One Piece: Reincarnating into "Black Leg" Sanji
Anime & Comics · The_Lazy_Daoist
She is right though.
"i'm not just into girls i'm into anything that is hot, and zoro without a shirt is hot"
the straw-hats thief (dropped)
Anime & Comics · cuddlypanda
... what the heck
However, even if a man is handsome, a woman who doesn't know you, can't be crazy about you. The reason for this phenomenon is that Yun Fei's physical strength was too poor at the time to accommodate the huge spiritual power brought by the devil fruit. Too much spiritual power overflowed and drifted around Yun Fei, touching others. After seeing Yun Fei's perfect face without any flaws, women will automatically generate a psychological hint, wow, this man is so handsome, I like him so much, I want to give him a baby and so on. Therefore, it will cause the illusion of Yun Fei's charm.
One Piece Thief
Anime & Comics · UnknownGenuis
Darius: *t-poses menacingly*
Pokemon: Dark Times
Anime & Comics · DaoOfGay