So glad I'm not the only one who though of Wei Ying.
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LGBT+ · HuilongShenghou
Anyone else think of their parents using this is a fight???
"So you're saying I am not calm?!" Wu Fan said, his voice raised and thundered in the gigantic pagoda.
LGBT+ · HuilongShenghou
Its origin is Wei Wuxian.
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LGBT+ · HuilongShenghou
Imma use this excuse when I'm late.
"I ain't no bullet train."
LGBT+ · droopyghost
Wulfric sounds like some of my friends. Always looking to fight someone.
Edmund almost didn't face-palm. Because the man standing over there was their general and the only prince of the Empire – Wulfric de Lunaris.
LGBT+ · Tyramisu
That's almost ever husband in the world. They fear nothing except their wives.
Be a good emperor? Fine, then. This country was going to have an emperor that feared nothing - well, except for LiangLin.
LGBT+ · LinShui
It's Midnight, I'm supposed to be asleep, yet I'm up reading this book, trying not to die of laughter...
"Oh wow, says the guy who threw lingerie on the highway. Go on, tell us how a grown man like you wears a lace black thong, huh?" said Li Meimei with a cunning smile. It was on national television as breaking news but no one knew the identities of the people involved so how did Li Meimei know that it was the r-rated Santa Claus, Su Xin that threw xxx things to a bunch of cars like Father Christmas throwing candy canes to a bunch of children on Christmas.
LGBT+ · Andru_9788
Sounds like me talking about food. . .
Breathtakingly Beautiful
LGBT+ · lesson101
That is so me before and after school.
"No, I am not. I am hungry now."
Eastern · Ebonsolaris
~~Marriage you say???~~
Chapter Eighty Five - Jin Li considers marriage
Eastern · Ebonsolaris
I died reading this. My elder brother smacked me because of how loud I was laughing.
[I know! Why do you think I've been miserably twiddling my thumbs rather than just attack him?!]
LGBT+ · winterblossom
This man has his priorities in the right places.
"No way," Luo Yan quickly answered. "Does Brother Ji Yun not see the cakes on our table? I still have to eat them all. And then line up again to eat some more."
LGBT+ · Tyramisu
Calm down . . . . THAT WAS SO CUTE!!!!
Kyrie smiles and says, "Yeah. No taking backs."
LGBT+ · Ying_
They sound like the rich girlfriend x thief/felon girlfriend . . . That would be a fun side story.
"It's alright... She is used to it..."
LGBT+ · Ying_
"Syryn, let's play a game of who ****ed up," he heard the voice of Artemus behind him, "cause one of you ****ed up tonight." Sounds like me after one of my friends did something stupid.
"Syryn, let's play a game of who fucked up," he heard the voice of Artemus behind him, "cause one of you fucked up tonight." The anti mage had never sounded more furious. Syryn could not flirt his way out of this.
LGBT+ · winterblossom
"Are you bored of your life? Do you want to experience amazing adventures?"
LGBT+ · ThirtyTyrants
That's such a mood
"I can't say the same for myself. I specialize mostly in blackmail."
Fantasy · Clowd
"I prefer my drinks 'straight'." Couldn't be me..
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Fantasy · Clowd
Wait that's supposed too be a fun parent??? both mine are like Qie Ranzhe...
Qie Ranzhe's mouth twitched supressing a smile. It is to say if Feng Zi is the fun parent then Qie Ranzhe would be the nagging one. That one parent who isn't happy unless he screws with his kid once a day but still provide the best things for them in a kind of love hate relationship.
LGBT+ · Andru_9788
This is so me when all My friends got lover.
The others all felt aggrieved in their hearts. This shameless couple, can't you go make out somewhere you can't hurt our delicate single hearts?!
Heavenly Soul [BL]
LGBT+ · crimson_carnation