a thank you
"I can, but what can you give me in exchange?" The Void weaver spider replied.
Eastern · Grand_Void_Daoist
new fear unlocked
" 1/1'977'324'986" The ROB answered immediately.
Movies · Normal_Dude
ha jokes on you, I lost mine at church camp
Ahem! Don't look at me with those eyes filled with ridicule and contempt, for I am sure that you, yes you! The one reading this right now is the same. Both of us are virgins!
Fantasy · Elyon
mc: *kills 57 demon gods, saves the world 5 times, builds a massive kingdom and rules over gods* some random mf: "...that loser, no way, I could kill him with a finger"
He was defeated... By a loser laughed at by everyone...
Fantasy · Xuanting_Official
I feel you
"MAG, how do you solve this? Man, I hate trigonometry. What is this Sin, Cos, Tan stuff? So much stuff to memorise." Bobby complained while rubbing his head in frustration.
Book&Literature · MisterImmortal
This aged well
Russia was surely a beautiful place, nice market, strong vodka and beautiful women. Thomas was in no position to appreciate the latter two, so he just focused on the market.
Anime & Comics · PuRplE
Pure swag
"You're both just jealous of my fame," I say grabbing myself a small amount of food.
Book&Literature · SirSyko
I'm scared to ask how you came to this information
Momo Yaoyorozu, Nejire Hado and lastly the beautiful Rabbit Hero, Rumi Usagiyama. If any other girls genuinely liked me outside of those three and I liked them back, I would most likely pursue them as well.
Anime & Comics · MyStomachHurts
Truck kun: "You should have gone for the hood"
Before he came to realization he was hit by the truck.
Fantasy · Boxer_Vivek
*Cultivator gets a paper cut* Cultivator: "not even an immortal can heal this"
However, even if he was fully healed, there would still be some lingering damages. If he wanted his meridians to become like before, he would need some heavenly materials and earthly treasures to replenish his body.
Eastern · Annual Ruthlessness
What the fuck honestly I could write better english when I was 10 and I'm not fucking english
"Okay, Isaac, just call me Arthur. I feel that we still have to work for a long time. Despite what Jim said, I feel you and I will have to soar each other's brains for a long time. Don't be crooked, I'm in the good sense of the word. Let's go to the car. Let's go, I'll show you the local sights and bring you up to date. Yes, and passing the time. Do not hunt to hang around in the area.
Anime & Comics · DaoistC3PZue
Margaret
A.N.: Indeed. What 𝘥𝘰 I name it?
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
hell yea
1:New fanfic with the world being Bitten and Elena being the love interest.
TV · Hela698
And well... that was all my progress and planning for this first year. I may not have done much, and time may be tight, but I still think my training is progressing at a very satisfactory rate. I could give up half of what I'm doing, but I know that all of this will help me in the future, and what matters is that I will have a solid foundation for my growth, because as the amazing and wise Bruce Lee said, " I'm not afraid of the man who has practiced ten thousand different kicks, but the man who has practiced the same kick ten thousand times."
Book&Literature · Se7en
3.Little Brother Lost? I am a Girl?!
Eastern · Bird_Of_Paradise
Yea I'm always with a book at home but when I'm out with the homies shit goes down and when I say down I meen passed out on the floor (not a joke my best friend passed out at a birthday party becouse he drank a shit ton of vodka)
'I guess a big part of that situation is my fault. After all, I've spent most of my life being drunk somewhere or isolated with some book in hand. Not a good job as a son indeed.'
Eastern · Eveofchaos
Chad Pussy-Breath
I don't really know these guys well but one guy was a blonde with a very shiny armor and a bastard sword, his name Argir Swift-Hilt from the 'Golden Swords'. The other guy was Ongeim Scar-Mouth, a tower of muscle with two axes each hand.
Dragonborn Saga
Video Games · El_Don