nobody adapts to the Irs
Emilio quickly made his wishes to the genie, asking for an ever-adaptable body that evolves to stimuli, an established identity in every universe he travels to, and the genie to be set free without the ability to harm anyone.
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Emilio introduces himself to the genie, proclaiming that he is the one who summoned the magical being.
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Well, let's get down to business as Emilio opens a portal to another world. You could say it's a whole new world.
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After dressing himself, Emelio proceeds to an outdoor area of his home and simply looks at the sky, and decides to test his omnipotence within his dimension as he begins to line his new dimension with stars and clusters, essentially creating his galaxy with a little constellation of a certain man's face that always used to believe in true believers. (RIP Stan Lee)
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Because his first name is Moe
"Let's start with you, Mr. Lester." The man in question straightened his back. "You are planning on creating a portable telephone or as you call it, 'mobile' phone, am I correct."
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And the next option is to… 'create a switch.'
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Call of the void
"*Sigh* In this world, being a good guy will lead you nowhere, my friend. If you want to become rich and strong, you have to get dirty." He was totally correct. The former Marcellus was an honorable guy, who never even lied to anyone. But I am not him, I am anything but honorable.
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Emilio then proceeds to open a portal to his destination for a bit of a more personal trip. " Time to venture into the land of weebs".
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"I'm sorry, but to me, you've been dead for centuries", as he sees the corpse of the Guardian of the Forest Elaine laid bare on the treetop, and before the demon attacking force could notice him he grabs the cup and put it in his inventory and vanishes. (The first of many yoinks to come)
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must resist
To better distract himself from the overwhelming possibilities laid before him, Emilio summons a mirror to get a good look at his new form. due to both the essence of the cultivator and the essence of the adventurer, his body had essentially done a once over and decided we could fix it and rebuild his body from the ground up. He looks like a model that could apply for the sexiest man alive!
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Developing the Dao of Yoink
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The Ultimate Weapon
But then would be simultaneously happy and disappointed that The Rock he got rid of is in his inventory while the happiness is due to having something in his inventory and it working. His disappointment stems from the fact that his infinite inventory's first item is a rock.
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We'll be watching
But then surprisingly another vial appears from nowhere with the label of portal master and an apology note stating that it got lost in the mail. "How can something get lost in the mail when traversing multiversal barriers?" Emilio thinks sarcastically and would then consume the essence which tasted of stars and nothingness which for some reason tasted like dark chocolate and vanilla.
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That's what you think
(Unbeknownst to Emilio no one is actually able to watch him do to the defenses of his home and insurance essence and his dimension that and not all random omnipotent beings are perverted voyeurs - Memo from random omnipotent being Incorporated)
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" I hope this letter finds you in good health because from personal experience I can understand the turbulence involving extra dimensional travel oh and for future reference please avoid the tentacle monstrosities one can find in between the barriers from universe to universe it'll save you quite a lot of trouble. But to get down to brass tacks the dimension you've been given is yours and yours only in this dimension you are God himself you can manipulate it as you see fit you can create as you see fit. This will be my final message to you and should you choose to accept these powers and this dimension you will go on the ultimate adventure to discover something. It could be anything from purpose to wealth to women or even ultimate power. It matters not as the Multiverse is now your oyster. try not to upset too many extra dimensional beings. Oh and before I forget to mention, this message will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Good luck".
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This
Upon some instantaneous reflection he realized that the home dimension that he has acquired is similar to that of Asora from Tsuki ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu. But then Emilio realized something when he was able to think this fast and how he was able to recognize this environment so easily but before pondering this possibility a letter dropped onto his head.
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Becoming the Ultimate Faker
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I mean like if I had to choose: Essence of the Blank Essence of the Shape Essence of the Brain Essence of Rob Insurance Essence of the Planeswalker Essence of the Archmage Essence of Perfection
"Well to keep it simple you are going to choose six of these potions that grant a variety of effects with the seventh being given for free as Blank is meant to keep the others from ripping you apart" after Rob said that the room shifted to a classic alchemist shop with various potions lining the walls.
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And as quickly as it happened Emilio clapped his hands together and said "Well enough of this cliche character exposition it's time to learn what this seal is and if it s the seal that I think it is I may have just found myself a mentor. A Miyagi to my Daniel, a Roshi to my Goku, or a Gojo to my Yuji".
Essence of Unwanted Adventure: A Multiverse Story
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