Badges 3
Moments 33
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"And who slew them for their impertinence? I did! Me!" The necromancer pointed at himself proudly.
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
🤣 It's a hilarious passage
There was a short noise, followed by a thump of dead sentry hitting the floor. Cuthbert's voice whispered out to Dreth. "Er, Houston, we have a problem…"
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Loved this chapter, I hope you enjoy writing diverse characters as much as your audience enjoys reading about them 😄 !
ch 81 Death on the Water.
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
🤣 A good reaction to a friend puking his guts out
*Such as: "Woo that was a good lot! What did you eat that was purple?"
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Damn, shots fired !!
The women were dressed in ball gowns made from the finest materials. Bedecked as they were with jewels and hair decorations of all kinds, Dreth was reminded of a bunch of colourful peacocks. The men were not much plainer. Some were dressed in black tuxedoes, whilst others were garbed in military uniforms of various kinds, chests bedecked with medals for such feats as: 'Managing to get a thousand commoners needlessly killed in action,' or maybe: 'Valiant retreat at the battle of Codpiece hills.'
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Emerald got tired of playing her part... You can already tell but I'm absolutely captivated by this story, and can't wait to read the rest of your work 😄
"Listen up then! We suspect the wanted undead are in a theatrical carriage, painted yellow and blue. If they're in the city, they'll be coming this way, so the captain says. So we search every wagon on this street, no exceptions. Understand?"
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Damn it I'm already obnoxious enough but every paragraph gets a rise out of me 🤣
Dreth shook his head. "What is the world coming to?" he asked himself. "Letting kids rob the drunk like that, totally unprofessional. They should go for the pouch first."
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Hehe, should have expected that one with such an unusual nickname for Dreth 🤣
There was a short noise, followed by a thump of dead sentry hitting the floor. Cuthbert's voice whispered out to Dreth. "Er, Houston, we have a problem…"
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Well it's only 2 out of 3 again, what can they do 🤷♂️
"True, he's tall and thin with black eyes, but the yellow and blue robes don't match the description, and there are plenty of people who are tall and thin. Remember what happened last time? The attention's in the detail corporal, remember that." He waved an admonishing finger at the soldier.
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
🤯
"My name," the man said, "is Harvey. Harvey Von McVon, at your service." He bowed slightly.
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
😂
"You people are sick, you know that?" said the little devil, shaking his head. "And that's coming from me."
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
🤢🤮
"Who cares? I've got another one," panted the other undead, grasping at him. "Keep it going big boy! You're such a stud!"
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H
Thanks !
Tired of Death
Fantasy · Neil_H