muslims bruh.
'Oh, Mom! You said only a husband can touch a girl's hair….uwwwuuu~ What should I do now??? He played with my hair.'
Urban · Sheizzcoldasice
the average must be ssr to be in b grade.
[Overall grade, F-.]
Urban · Kurupts
man I will step on it then, pickt it up using objects then flush it on toilet.
As Li Du had never seen this kind of insect before, he picked it up to take a better look.
Urban · Full-Metal Bullet
haageb daz nuts
excuse i guess.
Now, I do not know how he managed to do that. I do not want to know how he managed to do that. All I know was that he managed to do that. Dad has some pretty big pockets, apparently, and those pockets run deep.
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
she'll pegg you.
"Oh, there ain't no doubt about it. Elf-Knights are fickle when it comes to things like failure and dishonor. Once she awakens, you're going to be dealing with a complete and utter mess of an Elf."
Fantasy · Brendanjoke
oh my.
"Ufufufu~ That is correct my dearest~ I am… Your virgin mother."
Fantasy · Draekai
14 yrs old was already old enough to earn money themselves, fron where I came from a province 8-10 yrs old already accompanied their family to fish in the sea and trekking into the mountain.
Jumping through the legal hoops was honestly a pain, who knew a fourteen year old trying to buy real estate was this hard? But well, it was nothing money couldn't solve in the end.
Fantasy · Draekai
I was shouting reading this.
I closed the door behind me and sucked in a breath, "Hell yeah! Independent living! What should I eat today?! Oh! The groceries I ordered are already delivered! Guess I'll make fried rice today then!"
Fantasy · Draekai
boobs butts boobs butss boobs butss pussyh dick count
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Anime & Comics · Xuefang1
I add it to my vocabulary.
all of us that gathered here is laughing.
(Author's Note: If you laughed, you're going to hell :) )
Fantasy · MasterY
bro author chill the mc tired already.
'Looks like someone wants to suicide' Liza said with an awkward tone
Fantasy · MasterY
masochists are hard to deal
he's being realistic
The world seemed to spin around him and he couldn't help muttering to himself, "I killed someone…I killed someone…Am I going to go to jail?"
Fantasy · DXHaseoXD
W
Skills: Love Gauge Taming (Max), Appraisal Eye (Max), Pain Tolerance (Lvl 9)
Fantasy · DXHaseoXD
why you askin me? I'm just a virgin.
'What the heck did I do last night?!'
Mythical Slayer: Mythical Girls Contract
Fantasy · MythicalOssan