Badges 7
Moments 88
My appetite is... grinning
"The Desolate Cabin's Demonic Intestines Stir-fry."
Omniscient Reader
Urban · 싱숑
Must be a son of a b*tch; he can sniff it so well for someone who probably doesn't care about his wife...
'What's that smell?' After a few seconds of recollection though, his eyes flashed, recognizing it. 'Tina…this is her...private scent…'
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
…he leaned into her ear, and whispered, “I love your tits.”
He believed there was no way he'd screw this up! He was a made man! Smirking with supreme confidence, he leaned into her ear, and whispered…
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
His face froze in horror as his attack was deflected by this Byuakugan b*tch…
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
This must be Level 8 Preparedness...
"There's always lint…" He replied, before putting it back, not wanting to waste good lint.
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
I didn't think it would be used this way...
[List Modifying Pen(Consumable, Uncommon) x1 - Add something to a written list nearby with a mental command]
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Pokemon seems to be more scarier than it says...
It was a world for kids where everything people murdered and ate was intelligent.
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"Ahhh…" He exhaled with satisfaction, loving the sensation of spilling his seed inside this gorgeous virgin. As for the fact that she was a lesbian? That was her problem...
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Miyuki is going all out...
Miyuki shoved her right back on it! "Don't talk nonsense! Just suck!"
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
It's the poison dragon... Let's hope that there's no cockroach villains here.
The thing was, Male's Health already provided him with an author's account in order to promote "author-fan interaction." So Ben planned to do just that. He'd even go one step further, with the interaction in his mind being the kind to create lasting memories, ones the fans would never forget, without the intervention of an expensive therapist...
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
That's when Paul said it again...and Ben's jaw dropped. 'Holy sh*t! Titjob Tina's name is actually Tina!'
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"For me, the first step was weightlifting" MPUAS readers are coughing in the background
For me, the first step was weightlifting. Maybe it'll be that for you too, or perhaps something else, but always remember—it's only you who can make the commitment to step onwards.
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
This author is a genius!
Of course, Ben also realized that calling only her face, breasts, and groin the primary sexual areas was an insult to many groups of perverts...but Ben wasn't one of them. He accepted the achievement ass-tit-was...
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
'Sounds like that wasn't enough…' Ben knitted his brows. 'Then, since she views things with logic, and is also gullible, how about this…' He put on a confident expression. "You know, according to quantum physics, nothing's really touching anything..."
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
"I'm asexual" After 5 mins with Ben:
"It's dull… You see, I'm asexual. People have sex for pleasure, but I've never experienced an orgasm from erotic activity with a partner, so to me, it's a misuse of time, with the only outcome being to become sweaty and filthy…"
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
Still stunned, she pulled it towards her and read it: "Sorry but haven't you heard of the internet? Tits are no longer a rare commodity..."
My Pick Up Artist System
Urban · SamsaraWithWords
#When you start an exam and only know the name and date
Thank god, though, that at least he recognized the coconut tree.
48 Hours a Day
Sci-fi · Little Bleary Zhao