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retard its comparing conditions found in poor countries to the condition found here
Dorian skipped the guard duty that night since his body had yet to expel all the toxins eaten during the tests. Nothing serious happened to him. He only experienced severe diarrhea that his mana managed to fix in a few hours.
Chaos' Heir
Fantasy · Eveofchaos
yes criticize the person saying something instead of what they said
"They are giving me the chance to go to another planet," Khan said while wearing an excited smile. "How can I even miss it?"
Chaos' Heir
Fantasy · Eveofchaos
so by that logic u cant ever run without forgetting how to walk bcs running would make both feet leave the ground for some time and walking keeps at least 1 foot on the ground, too conflicting, its impossible for the human brain to have the capacity to know how to do both
'I need to notify Professor Norwell tomorrow,' Khan thought as he limped inside his flat. 'I can't keep training in those techniques. One week has almost rendered a whole night of exercises useless.'
Chaos' Heir
Fantasy · Eveofchaos
so a pointed metal plate on the end of a stick is less dangerous than a much shorter stick with a slightly sharp end?
His excitement fell apart when he slammed the shovel and saw its wooden shaft breaking in half. Only a small piece of metal and wood remained in his hands, and a curse inevitably escaped his mouth.
Chaos' Heir
Fantasy · Eveofchaos
profound mental retardation
The rage was like nothing I had ever felt before, and even though I could understand where it had been coming from, I didn't understand why it was so intense.
Immortality System: The Last Human's Transmigration
Fantasy · GRE3D
cant get raided when hes offline o.o
"You're Naked Fish Guy, seriously?! Wait, no, what the heck are you doing?! Didn't you check the forums? You're about to get raided!!!!"
MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer
Games · ClasslessAscension
no women can be trusted, because women bad. yes.
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The Most Satisfied Reincarnate
Fantasy · DragonKnov
windows update like
[ERROR | Reason: System still upgrading]
The Most Satisfied Reincarnate
Fantasy · DragonKnov
but mah dao heart
At the highest level, all enemies would drop dead by the time the practitioner takes seven steps.
God-Like Extraction
Eastern · Fruit of Chaos
what did u eat for breakfast 30 years ago to this day ?
Merlin was now feeling torn, he originally intended to trick the bandits into leading him to the camp, only to betray them and get his quest over with. Unfortunately he started feeling resentment to the town after hearing this young boy speak. A measly thirty silver pieces and only four hundred experience points probably wouldn't save the town from his wrath.
Restarting From Genesis
Fantasy · TechnexGames
ah the great wars between people who call it whatever they want like a normal person and people who get mad about it lol
"For the physical part of the class, and the final evaluation, we're playing soccer, any complaints? No? Good." When the entire class had finally made their way into the building, the teacher spoke up once more. "None of you are sitting this one out, if you don't participate, you fail, it's that simple."
Restarting From Genesis
Fantasy · TechnexGames
so he is dumb for increasing his strength in a dangerous situation instead of waiting and hoping nothing bad happens while he cultivates normally? dam I never thought of it that way ur so right
Miaomiao used this quote as his training principle. Until he truly mastered a technique, he would not learn a new one. Because of such an attitude, discipline, and hard work, Miaomiao won a few world titles.
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
congratulations
"Nah, it will get dirtied again. I work in a mine."
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
kys
'This is not the modern world. Throw away your logic, Cat Meow-meow!'
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
what kind of name is Tahiryo? go change it to Lan Tah or something that isnt trash pls
"Mao Miaomiao. From now on, you will be known as Xu Miao! Luo Cheng, I want you to spread words that Xu Miao is a biological son of mine."
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
6th realm shouldn't feel cold so it def means 6th stage of the 1st realm
Ma Xingjuan also felt the cold. She took out two thick fur coat and put it on.
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
why would u instantly die from having digestive organs messed up ?^?
The opened belly man got kicked away. He failed to recover his innards and fell unconscious from the shock.
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
gay
Qing Yong, the guy that Miaomiao had asked for a direction, cracked his knuckles and approached Miaomiao in leisure. He sneered, "I guess I have to strip them myself."
Villain Cultivator
Eastern · DamnPlotArmor
"In their youth, Khan and Liiza fall passionately in love. When Fermina eventually chooses to marry a wealthy, well-born doctor, Florentino is devastated, but he is a romantic. As he rises in his business career he whiles away the years in 622 affairs -- yet he reserves his heart for Fermina. Her husband dies at last, and Khan purposefully attends the funeral. Fifty years, nine months, and four days after he first declared his love for Liiza, he will do so again."
Chaos' Heir
Fantasy · Eveofchaos