relatebe
'I wish I were taller. It would make dragging dead bodies around so much easier for me.'
Fantasy · Holy_mackrel
wild
"I will determine if I want a Saalistaja on top of me later… what I meant was that I wanted you to tell me all that you know about the species that everyone in this part of the galaxy is scared of," I said around a mouth full of…. "And what time is it Earth time? Do you know?"
Sci-fi · Devilbesideyou666
Picking up the victim's opticomputer from the nightstand, Yuka said to the butler, "Hack into his opticomputer, pull up his personal info, and don't forget to wipe the browsing history."
Sci-fi · Treein
skill issue 😔
It wasn't that easy to make money these days. Her son had no skills, work experience, or diploma. It would be a miracle for him to make 20,000 yuan a month.
Games · Silence Doesn't Mean Low-Key
same
Just as the last Crystal went out, the sounds of multiple notifications could be heard, but Cole ignored them for the moment watching as the portal seemed to suck into itself, and as much as he was loath to admit it, the process was very much like an asshole flexing…. Not that he knew what it really looked like, but Cole has seen some really disturbing videos in existence, he wouldn't judge why a portal seemed like the ass end of some cosmic beasts...oh my God!
Games · Anone
almost choked to death ☠️
<Are you going to fuck a zombie?>
Fantasy · Duke_Asmodeus
cat moment
A few moments passed after she swallowed the sticky good before she began gagging and almost vomited over his shoulders.
Fantasy · Duke_Asmodeus
The earth has now become The Federation. There was just one government, one military, and no borders. Humanity has come a long way from a time when people used to discriminate against each other based on their ethnicity and skin tone.
Sci-fi · THE_WORDSMITH
yes, purge the trees!
Why bother with petty games of hide and seek when one could simply burn down the entire forest!
Sci-fi · HopelesslyRomantic
He ended himself with it.
Divine Age: I, the Supreme Undead Overlord, Command Trillions!
Fantasy · Sugar_Chestnuts