Badges 7
Moments 34
Sadly they won't be receiving it
Old Liu, who was still smoking from his pipe, frowned. "What the heck are Zhang Shan and Li Si doing? The operation will begin soon, but they're still not here? The Heavenly General had even spoken… They are definitely going to get the Three Swords, Six Holes treatment…"
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
That would be a Big needle on a pole
Lords Are Just Slightly Stronger Cultivators
Monster Paradise
Eastern · Nuclear Warhead Cooked in Wine
He probably vomit blood even after dead
"Cash, none… cards, none either…" complained Jiang He after scrounging around. "Is everyone in the Sky Demon Sect penniless? A rank-four martial artist doesn't even have any money on him! I guess all the novels are lying—getting an easy million bucks after killing an enemy is all fake!"
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
So, that's why it's cheap
"Although there are eighteen different styles of Dragon Subduing Palms, the effect would more or less be the same… If five hundred Farm Points only cultivates one style, wouldn't I have to spend nine thousand to cultivate all of them?" complained Jiang He, unable to hold back a chuckle.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Why to buy, since you can plant it
As such, Jiang He cut all the corn down—stalk and all, and dumped them to be fed to the neighbors' goats
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
It'll turn to be Sad Panda
The leaves were lush, and there was also a jet-black kitten hanging over the branch.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
CucumDog
Dumbo nodded and ran off, cucumber between its jaws.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Doubt!
"From his beast taming ability!"
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Who say money doesn't grow on tree?
Planted a Money Tree
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Set your target to but printer, Dumbest
"I'll have lunch, and then keep going. I'll set a small target, and finish copying every single one of the Seventy-two Shaolin Supreme Moves by today…"
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Why copy into paper? Just copy, paste and print
The crazy netizens who had uploaded these cultivation manuals must have holes in their brain. Withered Tree Stretching its Roots, Qi Permeating the Cinnabar Fields, Cauldron Lifting Monk, Warrior's Glare and whatnot were all written so vividly that Jiang He felt embarrassed copying it.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Meanwhile, in our world, struggling to wear mask.. Opss struggling for covid
9 AM, the twenty-fourth of August, 2020.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Turnips are more profitable than cucumbers in 1st year spring
[Congratulations, host! You have obtained one cucumber seed.]
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof
Stupid and arrogant ppl do
The average dungeon can take more than a year to break through one floor based on the data gathered by the Freedom Union. This rate only increases if the dungeon is offered sacrifices. Basically failed expeditions. Since apart from some crazy cults, no one was willing to feed a dungeon.
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
Well, 1st meeting after and he got his name, I would say he is surprisingly polite
It was one of the A-class adventurers, Drake Vermillion. They hadn't talked to one another yet as Drake had only arrived less than an hour ago. Although Samuel was in charge of the expedition, Drake didn't seem to show him much respect calling him by his first name on their first meeting.
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
Not 0 start but 1
[<Eloquence lvl. 1> Acquired]
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
MAGNESIUM, Vitamin D
'It is most likely health' That's right, Ed believed that vitality most likely meant health. The reason why he lacked that attribute as a skeleton was likely because he was dead. Constitution which was likely in charge of defense then took its spot. Strong bones meant good health right? Well for a skeleton that seemed to be the case.
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
A Bone transformer
Ed would have to transfer the mana from his core into the ground and cause it to shift or form whatever shape he wanted. It sounded easy on paper but the actual process was much more grueling. In the first place, passing the mana through his bones was not an easy thing to do. Given that mana is usually harnessed by living creatures it is more apt for traveling through things like veins or even plain old blood. You could compare it to electrical conductivity. Not all materials were great at conducting electricity. Even among metals, the ability to conduct electricity varied greatly. Although bones are a part of living things they are not very mana-conductive.
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
Define proficient, 1 letter
Proficient at two or more languages.
Stuck as a Dungeon Mob
Fantasy · Pwnzer
This how we negotiate
Bomb first, talk later.
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
Eastern · Oof