bro is traumatized
This time he dreamed he was in the real world, crying and weeping towards a computer screen. Beside him was a fiendish large man, holding a thorny cucumber like a rather hairy lower leg, fiercely thrashing his face, thrashing and roaring, "Everything you write is some cracked trash!"
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bro have some filter
This water was to help Mobei-Jun heal his wounds. Soaking in water would be better for this ice-powered uncle after all. But before he soaked for a whole hour, a perfectly-good tub of warm water would turn into icy slush. Shang Qinghua huddled in the corner, chewing on some rations he had with him while watching Mobei-Jun undress, feeling both extreme envy and extreme admiration for that figure and those abs he yearned for in his dreams.
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too soon ?
Finally, Shang Qinghua decided: Time to rent a room!
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it works though 🤷
Shang Qinghua fell to one knee. "My king, please let me follow you the rest of my life!"
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cause he is GAY......for u
The endless moans of the succubi echoed throughout the cave. Put any other ordinary man in their position—they would have forsaken their swords and surrendered under the brain-killing mesmerization of the Succubi, plunging into their decadent heaven like a tamed boy. However, Shen Qingqiu made a chilling discovery that Liu Qingge looked as expressionless as ever, as if he saw nothing. With every swing of his sword, he brought down large groups of Succubi. His blade quickly became blood-stained as he killed more and more.
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YOU!! YOU ARE THE CAUSE !!!!!! how can u be this stupid
Liu Qingge had had enough and flipped the moment Madam Meiyin turned hostile. He slammed his palm onto the stone table, breaking it into two clean halves. Cheng Luan sensed his intentions and unsheathed itself, releasing a slicing aura. Madam Meiyin was beyond furious as she clapped her hands, bellowing, "Come out, all of you!"
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nope he is definitely NOT OKAY!!!!
Liu Qingge felt his neck stiffen. He turned to Shen Qingqiu and showed him an indescribably complex expression. It was clear that he wasn't happy nor angry, but he did look like he was in turmoil. Shen Qingqiu was bewildered, "Are you okay, Shidi?"
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you are looking in the wrong area.......
Why did he feel that there are no girls around him that fit the description?
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oh boy......
He's dying to know if he could get a girl in this world. He doesn't need her to be an unrivaled beauty, so long as she's a real woman!
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justice for tianlang jun🥲
It thought, it was really hard. But no matter how hard it was, it was even harder for a heart to stop this love.
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what did he forget the blood or binghe!!!!
After listening to their interaction, Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt as if he forgot or didn't take something very important into account.
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I am in cls and i can't laugh 😂
Shen Qingqiu thought it was a sword hilt at first and absent-mindedly stretched out a hand to go push it aside. He had just touched it when the System's announcement suddenly exploded:
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the blind corpse doing god's work...
When Shen Qingqiu saw that it was about to touch Luo Binghe's calf, he hardened his heart and parted his legs, allowing Luo Binghe's left leg to land between his.
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you got one job to do ...ONE JOB....how could you mess this up........ahhhh!!!
Zhuzhi-Lang, one hand held tightly in his, blinked his eyes.
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wow...you figured it out so fast.......kudos !!!😑
Because he had used Shen Qingqiu to make up for the coolness points aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
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nope...not at all......you missed the point by 2 light years
Oh, so this is what he meant. Even though Luo Binghe's clothes were black, the clothing was similar to the person. It had the same low-key extravagant connotation that the protagonist himself did, and all in all, it was still very conspicuous if he wore it. If he changed into a common white robe, it would be quite beneficial to his escape, right? Gongyi Xiao was too thoughtful.
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reminds me of a certain disease .....the face disease ..does anyone remember
Shen Qingqiu had a slight suspicion. "We've all seen the weapon-shop family's son. He has personally looked after Master Wu Chen for so long, but no part of his body is covered by black fabric. You can clearly see his skin is unblemished—it's healthy. If it really is a plague, isn't it strange that Wu Chen didn't infect him?"
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too soon ...
It was a corpse drifting face down in the water.
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bro would rather choose death than be saved 🤣
Once he thought that there truly was this kind of possibility, Liu Qingge felt as disgusted as though he'd eaten shit.
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Shang Qinghua was moved to tears. Reaching out a trembling hand, he said, "Shixiong, Wei-shixiong!"
Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]
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