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Lol this is so awkward to watch
The figure rose from its throne and slow-clapped its way down every step of the grand staircase. It took a while because there were more than thirty steps.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
Staffington 🤣
Athalos' face was puzzled as he felt what he thought was Maya's arm. His hands reached the tip and the shredded sharp feeling was familiar. It was half his staff. He embraced it tight to his chest and cried, "No! Staffington! I thought you of all people would leave this wretched dungeon unblemished!"
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
OMG NOOO XD
Athalos threw it and the staff surprisingly made a beeline through the gap. However, just as everyone was amazed by the blind man's throw, the staff hit Gregory on its neck. The bat yelped then landed on the ground unconscious.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
HAHAHHAKDBSHSJBSJDJSBDH
"HEEE!" Athalos teeth clamped down and crunched the glass bottles. The pain of the miniature slashes to his gums didn't amount to the piercing damage from below. He spat out the glass shards and wailed, "Why?! Why wake me for shame?!"
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
OMG LOOOLL
Maya failed to notice Athalos' words and turned him on his side. She looked at his bare rear, his pants were ripped by the spiked ball prior. She held the potion up. "I don't know if this will work but, where I'm from, there's this thing called suppository medicine."
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
No matter how much Graff heaved himself forward as he tried to reach his feet, he couldn't stand up. He had no choice. He rolled over and, belly touching the ground, placed his hands on the wall and planted his toes on the ground. He cried out, "M-Me belly! The friction! It's burnin'!"
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
I didn’t expect myself to like Gregory this much now
"Graff!" Maya and Gregory scolded him.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
Lesson learned. That’s why I purposely look for potion merchants in my DnD sessions. 😏
"Oh my god, we should've bought bags of these. Why did we buy so little?" Maya was amazed at the empty bottle she held up. It was the same reaction she had when she tried out a new all-purpose cleaner for her apartment.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
HAHAHHAHAHA
On the opposite moving wall, Gregory screeched at him. Nobody understood what it meant and chalked it up to Gregory doing bat things but the bat said, "Keep your pubescent hands on the damn wall!"
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
"R.L.S. increase!" Athalos obliged with a scream that would shake the most stubborn birds off a tree. He ramped up the speed to half the lowest setting of an electric fan. His wrists burned from strain but it was pain worth taking. He didn't want to succumb to another flashback.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
Hahhahaa fall guys
Frina was surprised that the mob of chickens possessed some intellect and emotion. The chickens pushed one of their flock off the ledge and did so until they found the real tile. Clucking at their ingenuity and evolved awareness, they funneled into the tile. She wondered what breed of chickens they were then spoke, "They're thinking. We should go. Now."
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
While Frina got on her feet, slightly ashamed of her panic, Maya strangled Athalos' neck. "WHY?! I should be happy you're both back but Just why did you scream?! You can't even see! I swear, do it again and I'll push you off myself!"
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
HAHAHHAHAH
"AAAH!!!" Athalos screamed and Maya fell forward. Luckily, it was a safe tile.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
Omg i hate unreasonably sticky price tags >:O
Maya dropped Athalos and Frina like sacks of rice on the ground. She pried the staff from Athalos' grip which was unbelievably tight, like a grip of someone electrocuted by a thunderbolt. She was in a frantic hurry and she didn't need this kind of resistance from a party member. She groaned and, one by one, pried his fingers off like unreasonably sticky price tags of products at a grocery. She might have broken one or two fingers by accident, the sounds were more brittle than a pop of a joint, but she didn't care. "Sorry, Athalos."
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
I love how EVERYONE always joins the screaming 🤣
Everyone running towards the death trap screamed. Gregory and the chickens too. The wasps were smug and haughty about the incoming ordeal.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
HAHAHA OW MY SIDES 🤣🤣🤣
"Heh. Wasps? Let me puri- HIIIYIHIHIII! ASUNONTHYPALM!!!" Athalos' hand was wrapped around the torch's flame, engulfed in it. He screamed in a way that shamed a symphony of angels and breached the spirit realm.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
Godamnit Graff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Whoever made this is quite a sick imaginative craftsman," commented Graff. He sucked on the ale-splashed rock like a janitor fish.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
"AAAH!" Maya, peeking through her fingers, and Frina, still strumming, screamed with eyes open to the brink. Athalos joined the screaming midway. Gregory too.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin
"Bika…Vhou… Oh god." Maya shook her head and almost broke the empty bottle in her bag. She wasn't sure how a lame pun managed its way to an avian's name. On the flipside, she couldn't help but think of playing that game with Graff.
Slayer: A Song of Spite
Fantasy · theychimirollin