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There's a pill for that.
[1] For all your awesomeness, Gu Ruoyun (and as much as I love you), hygiene is not one of them. Haven't you heard of brushing your teeth?
Evil Emperor's Wild Consort
Fantasy · Xiao Qiye
smooth is way better if you want your pancakes to cook evenly. I assure you the lumpy batter is just for the casual pancake enthusiast.
This was where most wars were fought among the pancake enthusiasts. Some swore on lumpy batter, some considered anything except a perfectly smooth blend heretical. There were various factions in between the two extremist camps, too.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
"Master, save me, quick!" Elder Liu shouted loudly. This exceptionally beautiful man was his only savior; as long as his Master was here, no one could kill him.
Evil Emperor's Wild Consort
Fantasy · Xiao Qiye
He Attacc, He Protecc, but most of all, He Suspecc.
But at least the little part of him that had been restless and concerned was calmed by that precaution, allowing him to return to his tasks with an easy heart.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
I said calligraphy twice because I really want to choose that one.
He immediately straightened his body and looked around the hall. He laughed loudly and said, "However, this banquet is indeed a little boring. If everyone wants to compete on something else, I will accompany you at any time. I can play zither, chess, calligraphy, calligraphy, poetry, wine games, finger-guessing games, and matching words.
My Wife Is A General Who Killed Tens Of Thousands On The Battlefield
Eastern · My Daughter is too Cute
I have been on fire I know what burning feels like. It feels wet when you are actually in the flame. Your body is not designed to process that kind of info so the heat is all that is really registered.
Sunny was no stranger to pain, but burning… burning was up there with the absolute worst kinds of it. It was hard to imagine something more terrible.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
Burning isn't all that bad. It hurts but only until the nerves are gone. The really painful part is when your body is trying to interpret the lack of signals from the burnt part of your body.
Sunny was no stranger to pain, but burning… burning was up there with the absolute worst kinds of it. It was hard to imagine something more terrible.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
a moment is two minutes.
He suspected that an Awakened one would destroy the Memory in a few hours, while an Ascended one would not last for more than one. A Transcendent Ability might shatter the Mirror of Truth in mere minutes, while anything greater… perhaps just a few moments would be enough.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
Gas, Gas, Gas!
...Soon, the chamber was filled with a delicious smell. The meal they prepared was not the most visually stunning, but its fragrance was tantalizing. The meat had just the right amount of crust on the outside, while the insides were juicy and moist. It had absorbed the spices and the heat of the coals, becoming tender enough to melt on the tongue.
Shadow Slave
Fantasy · Guiltythree
Nightingale curled her lips into a smile and said, "As you wish, Your Majesty."
Release That Witch
Fantasy · Second Eye
does Agatha mean nothing to him?
Roland was startled hearing her share this idea with a decisive air. He had been trying hard to convince the Taquila survivors that he was able to defeat demons, but it was the first time a Taquila witch expressed confidence in him. He was a little uncertain since he had only brought her to a park and some restaurants instead of a scene of the military exercises.
Release That Witch
Fantasy · Second Eye
Why do you build me up, Butterface baby!Just to let me down, When you turn around!
In comparison, her toned body was more appealing to Yorko. It was actually Yorko's first time to see a woman's body full of such incredible strength. Unlike corpulent noble ladies or scrawny peasant girls, No. 76 had well-proportioned limbs, beautiful skins, a prodigal projection of bosom and a flat tummy. When her body tensed up, Yorko could sense her bulging muscles underneath. As a man who always sought thrills, he was more drawn to a perfect body like this than simply a delicate face.
Release That Witch
Fantasy · Second Eye
This will never not be funny!
Erich looked over and saw nobody. He quickly looked around to see where the voice had originated when it spoke to him once more.
Interstellar Age
Sci-fi · Zentmeister
What happened to him not feeling he was fit for the position?
Emrys was sitting back in the capital of his empire with a nervous look on his face. It had been nearly two years since he last heard from Erich, a man who was once his protégé, but now was a challenger to the position of Supreme Leader of the Germanic Star-Empire.
Interstellar Age
Sci-fi · Zentmeister
For Erin
My Vampire System
Fantasy · JKSManga