It's my guess but that probably because the newspaper is not just for the 5% of ninja but is adressed to the civilian essentially. And of all the ninja related problem you used as an example only kakashi's father death happened for now. I'm not the author so it may be wrong but it's what I understood of this chapter.
ch 0 9 Eternal Newspaper II
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"The guest from afar is more charming, I wouldn't mind if my wife spent a night with him."
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"Any particular reason, Danzo?" The Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi calmly questioned Danzo, the man often called the darkness of Konoha.
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Congratulations, you have acquired: anxiety
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"Wahhh Wahhh" A piercing sound that marked the beginning of new life in this world.
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Was she flirting with herself?
A Nascent Kaleidoscope.
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