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This is either the most brilliant satire parody or the work of one sad INCEL

He had a good relationship with the customers in the tavern. Many customers would not joke with Alan due to his young age. What they did not know was that there was a middle-aged man's soul in Alan's body.

Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Like the Gif I am judging

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After all, his three daughters were the famous fat girls in Rock City. Each of them was as fat as the next...

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Next target for mc馃槀

Not only was the great elder an elder, but she was also an elder to every elf, accompanying them as they grew up.

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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The chosen twit maybe馃槀

Alan looked at Sophia with envy on his face. He cursed the heavens in his heart, 'Damn it, spatial magic is so cool! I'm the Chosen One, why can't I learn magic?'

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Replied to ChaosRain2582

That Tim Burton鈥檚, cat馃槅

Alan always wanted to have a cat. No matter which world he was in, he firmly believed that he was a cat lover. Unfortunately, he did not have the time before, but now he had time but no cat...

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Replied to TunnelTy

Agh! You pun stooge. I love you馃槀馃槅馃榿

"Yupanki, it is you!" Stanton looked at the people walking out from behind the tree and understood the situation. When his group was surrounded by assassins, he already guessed in his heart.

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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To be fair, they already pointed out. He wasn鈥檛 airheaded little man.

Alan was puzzled. He couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. He even wondered if elven women would get their period every month. Sophia looked like those human females when they were on their period...

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Inappropriate as in rude

Alan secretly glanced at her flat chest and thought to himself, 'Hmmm, you're still young. It's normal that you haven't fully developed yet.' Then he quickly moved his eyes away.

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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And this is the problem with Elvin women lying about their age馃槅

Orina was somewhat indignant and puffed up her cheeks in anger. "I am already 200 years old. If I were a human, I would be around 20 years old."

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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The wonderful world of misunderstandings are some of the themes and plots to my favorite books so I don鈥檛 mind馃榿

However, she thought to herself, 'What a good young man. The opportunity to make a fortune was right in front of him, yet he gave it up just like that. He even tried to comfort me. This child is too righteous. The elves will take good care of him in the future!'

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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The taverns, his daughter that analogy is a bit of a stretch and sad if true

No matter how simple his own tavern was, it was still the best. However, it would be even better if the system gave him a decoration booster. After all, which father doesn't want his daughter to look more beautiful.

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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And the proof that you didn鈥檛 is?

"Sigh, I almost lost my virginity..." Alan was still pretending to be a good boy with only pure thoughts. He laughed.

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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Replied to True_Sheol

Unless he has the liver of a giant hamster

Moreover, in his previous life, he could drink more than 1,000 glasses of alcohol and not get drunk. How could he get drunk from the two glasses of red wine last night? It was definitely because of the lack of oxygen!

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Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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What Master ?馃槗馃

Allen's punctual biological clock did not care if his master had been drinking or not. When it was time, it urged him to wake up.

Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

Tavern in Another Dimension:Getting the Elf Queen Drunk at the Start

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