Webnovel Author: iamda_poison - Fanfic Collection

- After being sealed for eons as the god of destruction, I decided to become a farmer and lead a slow life.

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- Spectacular 'Ass-Man' Parker.

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"A farmer."

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"Because you lost your spine old man."

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(AN: Spank dat ass!)

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But that was nothing a good ol' spanking couldn't fix.

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"...who wants to be next?... Cause I can do this all day." Spider-Man asked, the patterns on his face shifting to resemble a familiar chilling smile as his distorted voice resounded within the enclosed briefing room. "No one?"

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Interlude: Destruction Personified

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"Fuck 'em, that's what." Spider-Man said has prepared to teleport away. "Laters."

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"Temporarily of course." Spider-Man interjected as Loki almost sighed in relief. "But a permanent solution can be arranged so I highly suggest you Loki... To mellow the fuck out and sit your royal wide ass down. Behave."

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"Wait what? Is there something more important than this? Also, just what spell did you cast on us."

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"Operation rebirth was successful."

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"Or I am going to drag the both of you with me."

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"I said, you misunderstood me." Spider-Man said letting his hands rest beside him as he leveled his gaze on the two Asgardian. Who almost froze in their place as they felt as if something had pointed a sword at their spine. "I didn't ask you for your permission. I said I WANT an audience with your fucking king and I am going to get an audience with him."

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"Emotionally, of course." Spider-Man added, amusement thickly apparent in his distorted demonic voice. "That's the only way you possibly hurt me after all."

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"Emotionally, of course." Spider-Man added, amusement thickly apparent in his distorted demonic voice. "That's the only way you possibly hurt me after all."

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"Invading? That's quite rude of you to say that. I'm almost hurt." Spider-Man said with a sad sigh

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Ragnarok, something that terrified him as a little boy, something that represented the end of all Aesir life and Asgard as it is.

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Today was no better than the ill-fated day of Ragnarok to him.

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So long that to him it felt as if Hati had finally swallowed the moon whole and the day has lasted for eons with no sign of the stars. A day of constant conflict without any peace or rest.

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