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[I'm always watching, you idiot. And probably many more readers, though they are technically just reading.]

Two Omegas Destroy the Worlds of Alphas [BL]

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

So…anyone else think that Shen Qingqiu's judging everyone by the Luo BingheTM standard? Poor Gongyi Xiao, s.h.i.+fu only has Binghe in his eyes. XD

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[3] Toy horse: Literally 'bamboo horse,' but referring to that toy you see a lot that's basically a stick with a horse head in front that you straddle while pretending you're riding a real horse. Shang Qinghua's point (expanded on in the next paragraph or so) is that normal people who enter the sect like him get no respect and are worked to the bone.

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[5] No one hit a person who had a smiling face (伸手不打笑臉人): Pretty self-evident. You're not going to hit someone being nice to you, are you?

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[6] Right now, right in front of her, you're going to pluck a flower (and a man at that)?: 'Plucking a flower' is a euphemism for taking someone's virginity in Chinese. This sentence is a play on words, playing on the literal meaning of plucking a flower (the treasure flower in this case) vs. the euphemism. LOL. It's even funnier if you consider that Binghe probably plucked the flower and immediately followed up with sexing up the sister in the original work… so Shen Qingqiu doesn't want to trigger any flags… (too late, bro, you passed Go ages ago XD)

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

Unedited. Kept 'nu yuan chan' for the hairy female grudge demon spirit. 'Ghoul' just didn't sound quite right to me.

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

TN: …Binghe, your mind truly is filled with nothing but 'Shizun.' Even when there's a hot sister right next to you, you're still thinking about him. Also, RIP Qin Wanrong… *clasps hands together and prays*

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[6] Experienced old fritters: Meaning experienced people, but I wanted to keep the funny common language used here at least in feeling. Actual term used is lao you tiao (老油條) which literally refers to these yummy fried dough stick things. They're usually on the salty side and if you leave them out too long, they tend to get chewy (but still delicious). Here's what they look like:

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[7] …movie to officially start: In everywhere in the world except the US, movie credits roll first before the film actually begins.

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

Shen Qingqiu: Wait a moment, what did you understand this time? Could you not leave things half-said every time? Tell me the rest!

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

These four slimy teenagers surrounded a boy sitting on the ground who looked to be around fifteen years old, punching and kicking him. That shabbily-dressed child whose hands were holding his head, curled up on the ground, silently getting beaten; it really let people worry that such a small child would be beaten to death by them!

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

[11] Shifu: You should know this from Kung Fu Panda. Shifu = master.

Scum Villain's Self Saving System [Completed]

LGBT+ · Lan_Shizi

In real life, he almost had to wear one himself, but he declined them since he knows the more often you wear one, the higher the grading becomes. Even when his eyes aren't perfectly 20/20 on both sides, he refused to be a glasses freak.

QT: Scum Gong System: I Became the Male Leads I Hated!?

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

"I remembered it now. I saw it once on your Weibo account. I just forgot for two years..... But since you baked a cake out of nowhere, I got a hint." Zhe Chouhen flicked his chin. "Why didn't you say anything and would rather celebrate your birthday so lonely like that? This time, whenever it's June 21, I will not forget to greet you and give you a belly rub as a gift~"

QT: Scum Gong System: I Became the Male Leads I Hated!?

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

"You can easily break free from that. It's a test if you're really as obedient as you said. If you pull yourself away, you would unwrap the bandage I just made for you, and I won't spar with you anymore." Mo Aini threatened seriously. "Also, don't be loud and bother the clinic doctor. Behave and I'll give you a treat later."

QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

"Yes?!" Gideon finally responded. He knew that he was short but he wasn't THAT short.

I Transmigrated as the Cannon Fodder Villain (BL)

LGBT+ · Reirozu

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I Transmigrated as the Cannon Fodder Villain (BL)

LGBT+ · Reirozu

(Because if we keep being seen in public like this, the rumors might start again, and I'm tired of that shit. I know how fast a fujoshi's mind works.)

QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

He was fucking transmigrated! Without consent! In an otome!

QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx

"Don't say that, gege! You are a good graphic designer*!" Mo Jiagei, who had been arguing with him earlier, was now comforting him. She patted his back. "People are just stupid! They don't see your talent the way I do!"

QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character

LGBT+ · Aries_Monx