"(● ⋏ ●)" Cass paused, wide-eyed. 'Free orgasms were an option?!'
Anime & Comics · Daddy
[AN: Yes, I realize I consistently spelled Tamaranian wrong. I didn't at the time of writing... And honestly, at this point, I'm committing to my spelling. It's Tamarean now. Nothing more to say on the subject.]
Anime & Comics · Daddy
The man ignored them, pointing his sword at me and declaring with a boisterous laugh, "As I have written, so I have promised! I am here, Mr. Barkeep! Now, raise your blade, I say! Raise! Our battle shall be legendary!"
Anime & Comics · Daddy
"Well, you know the drill!" I sprinted towards the nearest tree, and luckily, wherever I found myself, had no shortage of trees. 'Can't ask for a better start,' I mused to myself. After a brief moment of contemplation, and hesitation, I executed the quintessential move recognizable to any Minecraft player – I punched the tree.
Book&Literature · DarthBaiter
Yes, that means I'm really (DEFINITELY) back.
Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
It's nice to write to you again, dirty peasants!
Anime & Comics · Ghost_84
Dumbledore hummed, hiding a smirk, "Hmm? What was that? I'm afraid I'm becoming a bit hard of hearing in my old age…"
Book&Literature · Daddy
"Gah!" Fleur reacted as if I'd shot her. "N-No~! I-It can't be! I have not lost yet~!"
Book&Literature · Daddy
Soooooooo~... is it true you like-... what's the Muggle word... goth girls?
Book&Literature · Daddy
If you don't already know, Ginny, you don't want to find out. The Hogwarts Cartel doesn't mess about...
Book&Literature · Daddy
Dumbledore - He's one mad bastard. Not that I think he's insane. I just know for a fact he doesn't have a single fuck left to give in his old body anymore. He's done practically everything and now he's just left to have fun. If it was anyone else, I'd be worried by that prospect.
Book&Literature · Daddy
... I'm here. I'm always here... Please don't draw attention to me, Parvati... I like to lurk...
Book&Literature · Daddy
"Hello, young Barty. Since you were so kind as to join us, I have a question for you. Where is my friend?" Dumbledore asked calmly...
Book&Literature · Daddy
Aurora grinned, "Let's see you keep that same opinion after a single day of teaching at Hogwarts. From Severus to the Weasley Twins, even Minerva deserves a way to relax with some specially bred catnip."
Book&Literature · Daddy
"The real Moody has been abducted by Giant Silver-winged Pixies and replaced by a Changeling!" Luna gasped.
Book&Literature · Daddy
< New Quest Unlocked: The Hunt for Moody >
Book&Literature · Daddy
Atlas asked only a single question, his words bearing the same weight as the rest of his presence at the moment, "Where?"
Book&Literature · Daddy
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Overlord: Evil Dragon Demon God Harem
Anime & Comics · Autistically